Bad things happening in London

[robertlouis]

Fernando Torres IS a statue, right?

Necrophilia jokes are all the rage with the young hipsters these days though.

Not quite, but he could be Angelina's cousin......

[Dino Velvet]

Not quite, but he could be Angelina's cousin......

That doesn't help at all. I thought I figured out my first soccer joke. Our countries are similar but so different. Still love you guys over there.

[robertlouis]

Oh no, now it's spread to Scotland!

[russtafa]

hey Dino here's one years ago i used to live very close to a morgue and there was a little message spray painted on a wall." i was once into necrophilia but the rotten cunt split on me"

[Dino Velvet]

hey Dino here's one years ago i used to live very close to a morgue and there was a little message spray painted on a wall." i was once into necrophilia but the rotten cunt split on me"

Russ' Aussie humor translates well in America. Russ is the salt of the fucking Earth.

[Stavros]

For Dino, but way way off the thread

A Burglary Was Recently Committed at Everton’s Ground and The Entire Contents of the Trophy Room Were Stolen. The Police are Looking for a Man With a Blue Carpet

Two Everton fans observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of a Mercedes with a coat hanger.
One Everton fan said: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”
The other fan said: “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!”


Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

[Dino Velvet]

For Dino, but way way off the thread

A Burglary Was Recently Committed at Everton’s Ground and The Entire Contents of the Trophy Room Were Stolen. The Police are Looking for a Man With a Blue Carpet

Two Everton fans observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of a Mercedes with a coat hanger.
One Everton fan said: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”
The other fan said: “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!”


Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

I like that too. Well played.

[robertlouis]

For Dino, but way way off the thread

A Burglary Was Recently Committed at Everton’s Ground and The Entire Contents of the Trophy Room Were Stolen. The Police are Looking for a Man With a Blue Carpet

Two Everton fans observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of a Mercedes with a coat hanger.
One Everton fan said: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”
The other fan said: “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!”


Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

And Rangers have just completed their old First World War trick - back home from Europe before Christmas....

[mikelpo]

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you could not be safer at a "soccer" game nowadays. its a family game, bring a jester hat, eat a hotdog and boo your own team for not entertaining.

I would love to take you to see the redmen sammi hopefully the king will do us proud this season

[russtafa]

english football is a cross between a rock concert and a sporting event