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Thread: Hey baby, what's your sign?!
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12-16-2011 #61
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12-16-2011 #62
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Re: Hey baby, what's your sign?!
I'm afraid the movements of Chris Christie will have more influence on your proximate gravitational field than will Jupiter.
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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12-16-2011 #63
Re: Hey baby, what's your sign?!
Hey, at least I don't believe in a guy who walks on water, turns water into wine, heals the sick with just a touch, or creates enough fish out of one to feed herds of people. And my beliefs don't affect the way I treat others. Oh, and most important of all, no goddamn golden plates.
I'm normally a precisely scientific person, so please let me have this.
~BB~
Last edited by BellaBellucci; 12-16-2011 at 09:14 PM.
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12-16-2011 #64
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Re: Hey baby, what's your sign?!
Actually, out of curiosity, I just calculated that Jupiter's gravitational force on you is a quadrillion times stronger than Chris Christie's...provided you assume he's on the diametrically opposite side of the planet. Jupiter's force on you is approximately 2.5 x 10^-23 Newton's for each of your pounds with variations depending on position.
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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12-16-2011 #65
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12-16-2011 #66
Re: Hey baby, what's your sign?!
I am Aries, sign of Power, Fire, and the Sun
Aries Strength Keywords:
- Independent
- Generous
- Optimistic
- Enthusiastic
- Courageous
Aries Weakness Keywords:
- Moody
- Short tempered
- Self-involved
- Impulsive
- Impatient
Aries and Friendship:
Aries are good friends, they always look out for their friends with caring and generosity and will protect them should the need arise and encourage them with their natural optimism.Aries Love, Sex and Relationships
What it's like to date an Aries Woman:
Dating an Aries never lacks excitement. She is hot-blooded, and forceful, so you had better be able to handle the heat! The Aries woman is for the person who likes an independent self-driven woman who can fend for herself and is not clingy and needy. An Aries woman requires freedom. For the Aries woman, the best part of the relationship is the beginning, then the spark is there and she is trying to catch you to be hers. She will find happiness in a long-term relationship because she enjoys sharing everything with her partner. She will not only have a romantic partner but a best friend too. She has a great need for love and passion but she will never let a man become the master, she considers her partner to be equal. She will be faithful but she expects the same in return. She can be jealous because she wants a woman to give her all of his attention, "all or nothing", so her jealously is rooted in her possessiveness, she has to be number one in his eyes. She will always encourage and give strength to her partner so an Aries woman is great to have in times of despair or need, she will always be there for you. In order to have this happy ending, she needs to feel appreciated and loved.
How To Attract Aries:
Let Aries know that you admire them, they thrive of admiration and followers. Let them know that you love their zest for life and that you find them intriguing, they love compliments more then most other astrology signs of the zodiac. Compliment them physically and mentally, they like conversation about intellectual topics and engage them in a lively discussion, or a friendly debate. They love the challenge and the stimulation of good, intelligent conversation. Ask them for advice, let them know that you look up to them. Remember, Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and the most forward and independent, they love followers. Do not be a push over, do not keep your opinions to yourself because Aries will quickly get bored if you agree with everything they say. Do not attempt to control them however, they do not like taking orders. Aries are very capable people so if you go with their plans, you are sure to have a good time! If they have a suggestion for something to do, go with the flow, they like to be in control of what goes on.
Aries Erogenous Zone:
The head is Aries' most powerful erogenous zone. Stroking their hair and rubbing their scalp will make them feel relaxed and heighten their sensations. Nibble the ear, for especially the men, they will not be able to resist this, he will get uncontrollable urges and you will soon be all his!
Sex With Aries:
The Aries zodiac sign is straightforward, aggressive and adventurous and this is reflected in their approach to sex. Expect it to be physical, quick and rough, they like to dominate and have the upper position.
Now that you know me better, lets get back to business!
"Flush Beats a Full House"
"Gold is not the only thing that shines baby!"
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12-16-2011 #67
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12-16-2011 #68
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12-16-2011 #69
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12-16-2011 #70
Re: Hey baby, what's your sign?!
Living your dream! Just call me your superhero! JIX
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