Im dying u have to watch this omg

[tsparisangelline]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y2kf8H1MB0

[goku]

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Smmfh!!!!!!

[tsbrenda]

This is Yo Mafia's first official release, enjoy!

Yo Mafia is a new rap group with three members:

ImReallyWhiteYo (Kle Shay)
PapaZou
lil nik

This song also features Jewlz and MikeBoJangles, check them out on YouTube!

Look out for more Yo Mafia songs coming out soon.

LYRICS:
[Jewlz]
I saw a long haired, thick, nice broad,
Grindin all up on her till I felt a long rod, no coochie.
I tried to get in, and I prayed it was a pussy,
We was in the bed, and she owned when she pushed me.
Tried to throw it on her, she should catch it like she posed to,
She threw it right back, I was shocked, thinkin oh shoot.
Begged her not to hurt me, cause her voice just turned so deep,
She whooped out a penis, I yelled Bitch, you dont know me!
Girl I think you need some surgery,
That thing is longer than mine, it could prolly hurt me!
My best friend is stupid,
I think Im at my drunkest,
I promise, I will pay for your orthodontist.
Yeah, but anyway I do not wanna try it,
Cause I thought you was a girl, but your act I do not buy it.
Next thing I know, she got behind it,
She told me Back it up & dump it, back, back it up & dump it.

[Chorus]
Cause we like her, but we dont like you [4x]
I was bout to fuck til I heard you not a girl [4x]

[Mike BoJangles]
Gunna have to sue her now for facial harassment
Rather take an acid shower than go look at that shit
All she wanna do is scare the crap out of black kids
Every single night I have nightmares that I am grabbin her balls
Not Funny Man, She needs a Diet
Are you in the mood for a salad bitch its Cesars finest
If you ever see that chick again please dont remind us
If I kiss her Ill kill myself and Bettelheim It
Shes musty, She's musty, yeah she need some dental floss for the food in her teeth
I will talk to all ya'll
All of yall are beautiful
Just not that ugly chick because she is a manly hoe
Dont call me A pussy pussy pussy
With weed and alcohol she would still look like a dog, damn
And every time she ask me to come get her
I say Ill Chris Brown her and make her ass reconsider

[Chorus]
Cause we like her, and we like her too
Lift up her skirt, but Im not that rude
But its a, and you guys are fools
And we like her wait is that a dude?
I really think that chicks not a girl [4x]

[Kle Shay]
I ain't freakin homosexual, penises just don't appeal
Please make sure you reveal, why you don't wear any heels
I don't wanna touch any girl that's not a girl
If your waddle, or demeanor, is evidence, of a wiener
Then yes I'll be leaving quick, so do not be a Tranny teaser
Sausage and Pickles are not my type, I prefer a Beaver
You never take the pill
So really girl, what's the deal?
I gotta ask, and I mean this
Do you got a penis?

[Lil Nik]
These hoes was gon' be my gift for Christmas
But they had rough skin, big hands, hairy ass
I swear I don't wanna feel ya'll
It looks like I went and called the wrong phone number dawg
My preference is female, and,
You don't really fill that simple requirement
And I don't wanna get my Perez Hilton on
So imma go now, man I don't like what you sittin on

[Chorus]
Cause we like her, but she is a dude
Man are you sure? Just look at her dude
What about her? Shes gotta bulge too
But I like her, then are you gay dude?
I just wanna fu- never mind thats not a girl
I just wanna fu- oh damn thats not a girl
I just wanna fu- ewe, thats not a girl

[Papa Zou]
And bitch I'm Papa Zou - ou - ou -ou
I can talk any girl that's lookin' good
But if she got an Adam's Apple then I never would
If her voice is deeper than mine then ill never like her
Im more scared of chicks with dicks than I am of spiders
I do discriminate, Im really sorry ya'll
But imma flip the fuck out if she got some balls
And if she got some facial hair then that's bizarre
And for my whole life I will be scarred
Cuz he are Papa Zou baby
Cuz he are Papa Zou baby