Alyssa's "ask me" thread

[BluegrassCat]

Are you a fan of Bob Cesca on Huffpost.com and/or Dan Savage's lovecast?

[Alyssa87]

dan savage. i lovelovelove him.

[JPJP]

How about Michael Savage? :banghead

[BluegrassCat]

Ever thought of calling his (Dan's) show with a question?

[Sparky_Mark]

at what age did you transition?

[xploring666]

no.
i dont want my ideal guy to see me the way i see my customers.

How do you see your customers

[explicit]

I quess this would classify as my first question.

Is it too late to ask one?

[Alyssa87]

How about Michael Savage? :banghead


is it too late to change my answer to who id like to fight?
lol


Ever thought of calling his (Dan's) show with a question?
nah


at what age did you transition?

18




no.
i dont want my ideal guy to see me the way i see my customers.

How do you see your customers

oh i like them just fine.
but i think they look at me as a masturbatory tool and nothing else.
*FYI*i get the job done. i strip and stroke until they bust everytime and they love it. :wink:


but i need my ideal man to see me as something great.
and not someone who would objectify him.


I quess this would classify as my first question.

Is it too late to ask one?


go for it.

[jaycanuck]

Will I get that contract?

[Alyssa87]

you better.


or else



http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/66.gif

[explicit]

go for it.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

[Alyssa87]

Allah wills it.

[jaycanuck]

I've been told. lol

[Sparky_Mark]

Allah wills it.

Are you muslim?

[rockabilly]

Would you object if you were thought of as an objective rather than an object?

[Alyssa87]

Allah wills it.

Are you muslim?

nah.

http://infidelfightgear.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Infidel_Logo_1_White.91173752_std.JPG

[Alyssa87]

Would you object if you were thought of as an objective rather than an object?

i guess its the lesser of 2 evils.

[GullyFoyle]

How many times can you fold a piece of paper in half?

[Alyssa87]

once

[JamesHunt]

what;s your favourite fast food?

[Alyssa87]

WINDMILL

http://www.agilitynut.com/07/5/njwindm.jpg

Jersey Shore institution

[LittleGuy]

since you dont cook, what do you eat? fast food all the time?

[Alyssa87]

i never said i dont cook. in fact ive mentioned how often and how well i do cook.

you have me confused with another person.

[PatrickFromNYC]

WINDMILL

http://www.agilitynut.com/07/5/njwindm.jpg

Jersey Shore institution
The best hot dogs in the world !!!

[JamesHunt]

i never said i dont cook. in fact ive mentioned how often and how well i do cook.


what's your favourite recipe?

[Alyssa87]

i never said i dont cook. in fact ive mentioned how often and how well i do cook.


what's your favourite recipe?

this one maybe:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/cajun-jambalaya-recipe2/index.html

[JPJP]

gross

[BLKGSXR]

How is your week going so far?

[explicit]

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

[unctrld1]

Have a successful new semester Alyssa!!!

[Alyssa87]

gross

[Alyssa87]

How is your week going so far?

Well all bodily functions are a go. No complaining


If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

only if it cant move.lol


Have a successful new semester Alyssa!!!


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[explicit]

new semester? Do you attend school?

[Alyssa87]

yes sir

[explicit]

yes sir
Great! I never thought I would say that but I love school. What are you studying?

Good for you.

[Alyssa87]

"business administration with a concentration in healthcare management"

[explicit]

"business administration with a concentration in healthcare management"

Awesome. Here's a q for you.

How do I find out about suppliers/manufacturers/ distributors?

[Alyssa87]

"business administration with a concentration in healthcare management"

Awesome. Here's a q for you.

How do I find out about suppliers/manufacturers/ distributors?


of what?

[jaycanuck]

A Nigerian prince emailed me stating I'm to be the beneficiary of a lot of money. Just have to send some funds to get things going. Do you want in?

[Alyssa87]

A Nigerian prince emailed me stating I'm to be the beneficiary of a lot of money. Just have to send some funds to get things going. Do you want in?

i do not.

and neither do you, ya damn fool!

[droog]

what do you think of blackjack chewing gum? thinking it was pretty tasty, i offered one of my friends a piece.. but they didn't like it. waste of a piece imo.

[explicit]

"business administration with a concentration in healthcare management"

Awesome. Here's a q for you.

How do I find out about suppliers/manufacturers/ distributors?


of what?

Styrofoam. Lots and lots of styrofoam.

[Alyssa87]

what do you think of blackjack chewing gum? thinking it was pretty tasty, i offered one of my friends a piece.. but they didn't like it. waste of a piece imo.

never had it

[Alyssa87]

"business administration with a concentration in healthcare management"

Awesome. Here's a q for you.

How do I find out about suppliers/manufacturers/ distributors?


of what?

Styrofoam. Lots and lots of styrofoam.


:google

[jaycanuck]

Did you watch Degrassi Hollywod? They were playing the commercials up here. yeeeesh. lol

[raybbaby]

Q: do you wanna "do it" with me?

[Alyssa87]

Did you watch Degrassi Hollywod? They were playing the commercials up here. yeeeesh. lol


are you kidding?

OF COURSE!

[Alyssa87]

Q: do you wanna "do it" with me?


oh yeah

[jaycanuck]

See if I ask that question I get slapped. haha

[sheyum]

ok---i was gonna make a comment--but i know this thread is for questions--so I'll word it like this:


Is that a sexy new Avatar pic---or WHAT?

[BLKGSXR]

ok---i was gonna make a comment--but i know this thread is for questions--so I'll word it like this:


Is that a sexy new Avatar pic---or WHAT?she does look a bit extravagant doesnt she.

[LittleGuy]

how much can you bench?

how fast is your 40?

[Alyssa87]

ok---i was gonna make a comment--but i know this thread is for questions--so I'll word it like this:


Is that a sexy new Avatar pic---or WHAT?


WHAT


how much can you bench?

how fast is your 40?

ive never benched.

and how fast is my 40? i dont know what that means

[blonde_sweetheart]

OMG Alyssa your avatar . . . :shock:

[Alyssa87]

OMG Alyssa your avatar . . . :shock:

no good? :?

[Quiet Reflections]

how much can you bench?

how fast is your 40?
You forgot to ask what her Wonderlic score was

[blonde_sweetheart]

OMG Alyssa your avatar . . . :shock:

no good? :?

FUCK ME.

[Alyssa87]

OMG Alyssa your avatar . . . :shock:

no good? :?

FUCK ME.

but you already know my name :P

[blonde_sweetheart]

OMG Alyssa your avatar . . . :shock:

no good? :?

FUCK ME.

but you already know my name :P

Haha giiirrl. 8)

[JeniferTS]

yeeeeeeeeeeees my sista..i live for your new avatar.

[JPJP]

how much can you bench?

how fast is your 40?
You forgot to ask what her Wonderlic score was

:lol:

[rockabilly]

Holy ... Wow Jen ! Love your avatar ... daaaaaamn!

[Alyssa87]

yeeeeeeeeeeees my sista..i live for your new avatar.


bitch i live for YOURS


EEEEEAAOOO

[jaycanuck]

Are you sending Ashley to her room for what she did?

[Alyssa87]

Are you sending Ashley to her room for what she did?

no. she'll sneak out and suck even more cock if i do that.

[rockabilly]

Are you sending Ashley to her room for what she did?

no. she'll sneak out and suck even more cock if i do that.
Send her to my room. ;)

[surfblue]

are u circumsized

[partlycloudy]

who do you think is the best looking brazilian tranny? thai ladyboy?


:?:

[surfblue]

ask me thread my ass

[jaycanuck]

ask me thread my ass

Do you actually expect her to be on this 24 hours a day? Grow up.

[surfblue]

ask me thread my ass

Do you actually expect her to be on this 24 hours a day? Grow up.i asked her last week you ugly fuck. thats money she just lost cuz thats all i wanted to know before i paid her 6/10 ass now she aint gettin a dime hahahaha

i mean thats the only reason shes even here right? to advertise or some shit? SOLICIT? she doesnt give a fuck about anyone here least of all you so quit trying to play the hero

and seriously change ur avatar. you have such a stupid face hahahahah

[BLKGSXR]

ask me thread my ass

Do you actually expect her to be on this 24 hours a day? Grow up.i asked her last week you ugly fuck. thats money she just lost cuz thats all i wanted to know before i paid her 6/10 ass now she aint gettin a dime hahahaha

i mean thats the only reason shes even here right? to advertise or some shit? SOLICIT? she doesnt give a fuck about anyone here least of all you so quit trying to play the hero

and seriously change ur avatar. you have such a stupid face hahahahahLmfao shes been offline since that day fyi
And to say shit about Jay's avatar, At least the dude got the balls to post himself-Ill tell you now I dont sheesh girls and powerbottoms like you will never let up...Kudos To jay....And Alyssa sorry for hi-jack.

Surfblue learn something we call tact it helps.

[jaycanuck]

Thanks BLKGSXR. I didn't respond. Wasn't worth it. Oh damn...guess I just did. Sorry Alyssa.

[surfblue]

ask me thread my ass

Do you actually expect her to be on this 24 hours a day? Grow up.i asked her last week you ugly fuck. thats money she just lost cuz thats all i wanted to know before i paid her 6/10 ass now she aint gettin a dime hahahaha

i mean thats the only reason shes even here right? to advertise or some shit? SOLICIT? she doesnt give a fuck about anyone here least of all you so quit trying to play the hero

and seriously change ur avatar. you have such a stupid face hahahahahLmfao shes been offline since that day fyi
And to say shit about Jay's avatar, At least the dude got the balls to post himself-Ill tell you now I dont sheesh girls and powerbottoms like you will never let up...Kudos To jay....And Alyssa sorry for hi-jack.

Surfblue learn something we call tact it helps.
haha ok stalker. i dont even know why these soliciters come to this site, and why u ppl worship em so much, ur never gonna get em to fall in love with u why bother kissin their asses

but wheres ur pic then ehhhh? :razz: thats right stfu


as for gaycanuck :anon:
yeahhh u wasnt gonna respond cause you had no comeback which was a good thing....yet u just had to show ur ugly face in here again. seriously bro if ur that ugly the least you could do is not inconvenence people by having it as your avatar, i mean sheesh people are tryin to jerk off here. ur face = instant boner killer. whats with that stupid expression anyway hahahaha man u give canadians a bad name

[JINNOGO]

:peanutbutter

[Silcc69]

ask me thread my ass

Do you actually expect her to be on this 24 hours a day? Grow up.i asked her last week you ugly fuck. thats money she just lost cuz thats all i wanted to know before i paid her 6/10 ass now she aint gettin a dime hahahaha

i mean thats the only reason shes even here right? to advertise or some shit? SOLICIT? she doesnt give a fuck about anyone here least of all you so quit trying to play the hero

and seriously change ur avatar. you have such a stupid face hahahahahLmfao shes been offline since that day fyi
And to say shit about Jay's avatar, At least the dude got the balls to post himself-Ill tell you now I dont sheesh girls and powerbottoms like you will never let up...Kudos To jay....And Alyssa sorry for hi-jack.

Surfblue learn something we call tact it helps.
haha ok stalker. i dont even know why these soliciters come to this site, and why u ppl worship em so much, ur never gonna get em to fall in love with u why bother kissin their asses

but wheres ur pic then ehhhh? :razz: thats right stfu


as for gaycanuck :anon:
yeahhh u wasnt gonna respond cause you had no comeback which was a good thing....yet u just had to show ur ugly face in here again. seriously bro if ur that ugly the least you could do is not inconvenence people by having it as your avatar, i mean sheesh people are tryin to jerk off here. ur face = instant boner killer. whats with that stupid expression anyway hahahaha man u give canadians a bad name

You know if his face bothers u that badly why don't you simply block it then? You can block images on here you know?

[jaycanuck]

Thanks Silcc69. I don't care. I like the way I look. That's the main thing.

[eclipsemint]

Just to bump, cause Alyssa87 is the best...If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?

[Paladin]

OK, what's the weather like in Jan in NJ? specifically the Fort Dix area - since that's where the STOOOOOPID army decided to send a FLORIDA unit to de-mobilize !?!?!
How much rain / snow - percent of each, avg daytime high - nightime low, etc.
and oh yeah, what's your # girl??? - so i can use my cell for a change...

[tslover185]

Where are you alyssa ?

[FreddieGomez]

this chick is beautiful....why dont she post here any more? damn shame

[BLKGSXR]

She wont post anytime soon shes doing her own thing...work school and Life, she has no time for this anymore.

[DL_NL]

Cockhounds and haters chased her off.

[canihavu]

Cockhounds and haters chased her off.


So sad. I miss chatting with her.

[saifan]

Alyssa was a true gem... I miss her but know that she's out there living her life and that makes me happy.

[FreddieGomez]

So Alyssa, are you ever gonna come back? I dont even know you but i miss you, bay :)

[rockabilly]

So Alyssa, are you ever gonna come back?

http://www.molblog.nl/images/uploads/computer_says_no.jpg

[FreddieGomez]

http://www.molblog.nl/images/uploads/computer_says_no.jpg

dontbe mad at me my dude. i aint the one who ran her off, it was obviously way before my time.

[FIRSTTIMER]

If there was someone that did chase her away from here I sure hope it wasn't me because of what I asked her awhile back.Because it was shortly after when she stopped posting.

Question

Are there any pictures of you in the park that you would feel comfortable to show? Or any pictures other than you in your room?
Answer

yes
Question

On here?
Answer

yeah just keep a lookout.

After she posted this she pm'ed me and asked me to stop asking her.I had only asked her the one time but it probably creeped her out.

I did reply to her pm and apologized but never got a response back.The reply was late because I never looked up and noticed the message but I did reply.

[Silcc69]

I miss her she was a very interesting girl to say the least.

[rockabilly]

dontbe mad at me my dude. i aint the one who ran her off, it was obviously way before my time.

I aint mad atcha , but it's unlikely she'll return.

It's our loss , because she was a sweet and a down to earth girl and was cool.

[LittleGuy]

she was kinda weird though. i dont miss her

[giovanni_hotel]

she was kinda weird though. i dont miss her

DO you have any female acquaintances, LG, that aren't related to you???
You seem to have a 'problem' in general with women, IMO.

[dgs925]

she was kinda weird though. i dont miss her

That is a great endorsement for her. If this psycho doesn't like her, then she can't be all bad.

[LittleGuy]

DO you have any female acquaintances, LG, that aren't related to you???
You seem to have a 'problem' in general with women, IMO.

you seem to suck cock of any girl on here

[ap79]

Hey Alyssa u look awesome on your site. Where u located? Any possibilities of meeting up in NJ/NY?

[toopretty]

where you marry me?

[fred41]

Alyssa came across as pretty cool...hope the young lady is doing fine (I'm sure she is ..seemed to have a good head on her shoulders)...hopefully she's busy with her life (this isn't probably not the best place to be posting every other day if your working and going to school at the same time)

If she was chased off then that's too bad...I do remember someone posting shit they should've known better to post...maybe it's a generational thing but ,...some of the assholes here post shit as if their parents never taught them anything...like manners or etiquette. My own upbringing was pretty lower, lower, lower class blue collar...but me and my siblings were still taught the basics of etiquette (thanks Mom..R.I.P.)..respect older folks and women...
...some of you MF's though have to say the first offensive shit that comes to your mouth no matter who you are talking to.
...rant over.

[giovanni_hotel]

you seem to suck cock of any girl on here

I was gonna say some shit to ya, LG, but nevermind.

Name two girls you like in any context on HA, Little. I'm curious to know. :geek:

[phobun]

she was kinda weird though. i dont miss her


What a dick.

[tslover185]

I have seen her on IMLIVE, beautiful women sexxy show. She said she was to busy and didn't like how the girls were treated. Simular to TS RUBY, remember her!!

[BLKGSXR]

What a dick.
nah phobun she was weird but sweet as shiet too lol imma go say hi to her in awhile so we can hang out again!

[LittleGuy]

I was gonna say some shit to ya, LG, but nevermind.

Name two girls you like in any context on HA, Little. I'm curious to know. :geek:

susi and hara

[buckjohnson]

susi and hara

Love Alyssa part of why the old board was so great, before the british invasion, bans, ignore buttons, fisting fetishes, gay bottoms, cock queens,etc...everything thag makes this site weird and borng. Hara used to communicate with me often, but liike some other old members move on from me for probably very good reasons