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03-30-2009 #11
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"Hey Carmine, what sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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03-30-2009 #12
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- Mar 2009
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Dave Chapelle "You might not be a ho, but you're waring a ho's uniform."
Eddie Murphy" When I was a kid in order to have a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub."
"I will never be a member of any club that would have ME as a member." Groucho Marx
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03-31-2009 #13
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- Sep 2004
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Bitches, LEAVE!!!
Clarence Boddicker- Robocop
Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
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03-31-2009 #14
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- Feb 2009
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Basically, you can randomly stop anywhere in a Marx Brothers movie and find a great one liner. There are websites devoted to the best Grouchisms, but just off the top of my head one of my faves is this line from Cheers :
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear. - Norm
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03-31-2009 #15
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- Nov 2007
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Mr. Taggart...."What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on here?". Blazing Saddles
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03-31-2009 #16
correct me if I'm wrong sandy but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key
I said Gofers not Golfers
Note: All postings are complete works of fiction and are for entertainment purposes only.
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03-31-2009 #17
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- Oct 2006
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Rodney asking for a date with his hot teacher.
"Call me when you have no class. "
Run Florist Run!
Forget the movie..but it was funny
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03-31-2009 #18
Lack of pussy makes you brave, man! - Eddie Murphy in 48 HRS
William Escalade is no more. He's done his service to the site.
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03-31-2009 #19
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!
Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature
Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Just because you don't know about it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist: http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...=asc&start=158
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03-31-2009 #20
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross...... Dirty Harry