The Quickie

by Mike Grooby · October 9, 2026

Marina and Mikhail spend the morning pretending to care about anatomy charts when the conversation keeps drifting somewhere much less academic. One joke about cock becomes another, one look lasts a little too long, and suddenly lunch feels very far away. By noon, they’ve basically written their own Grey’s Anatomy subplot. No cafeteria, no study group — just a quick dash to a nearby hotel where Mikhail gives Marina the kind of practical exam she was actually interested in. He finishes in her mouth, they straighten themselves out, and presumably head back to class looking far more innocent than they feel. Call it continuing education.