The Poolboy Lives Again

by Mike Grooby · December 11, 2025

Just when we thought we’d seen the last of Chris Epic the poolboy and moved onto a new guy, he manages to get rehired to once again, take care of the Grooby pool and the magical girls who are found around it, on any given day. As he skulks into the yard, with this net and chemicals he spies someone brand new, who he’s never seen before … yet someone familiar. He raises an eyebrow in his best Roger Moore impersonation, hoping to capture an air of mystery. “Hiyaaaaa Chris” a voice beckons, and waves him over. As she closes in, he realizes it’s Eva Maxim, but it’s a new look Eva Maxim … and wow …. how good does she look? “So what are you doing here?” he asks. Eva responds, “Well I’ve been out of action for a while, and my asshole has practically got cobwebs on it … I thought you might like to give it a dusting?”