The Perfect Wife

by Mike Grooby · November 13, 2024

Eros Jolie has been in training to be the perfect wife her whole life. This Kentuckian cat knows her way around a kitchen, knows how to keep house and knows how to keep her man happy – but he needs to be taking care of her needs, if she’s going to be delivering that. She’s got the upkeep of long baths to scent and moisturise her skin, keeping her whole body smooth and supple, her skin like silk. She’s got to get to the gym and keep herself fit, that super model body needs to be maintained, and she’s got to make sure she’s got the best clothes, the best makeup and the best hairdresser money can buy – so when her guy returning from work, walks through the door, there is absolutely no need for to want to leave until it’s time for him to scamper back to the office the following day. She is the perfect wife (of my dreams).