The Early Bird Catches The Worm

by Mike Grooby · September 4, 2026

The plan was simple: walk in, find the girl from the bar, and get down to business. She’d been a total smoke show—flirty, direct, and just enough of a tease to keep me thinking about her all night. When she sent over her smart home door code with a wink in her text, telling me to “show up whenever” because she was too horny to wait, I thought it was the perfect setup for a wild night. But when the smart lock clicked open and the door swung wide, there was a slight hiccup. The house was quiet, but as I headed toward the stairs to find my prize, everything felt a little different than expected….