Not The Real Estate Agent

by Mike Grooby · March 10, 2026

“Wow – who is he?” Amy Nosferatu asks her friend after seeing walking into work with a handsome stranger. “Oh, that’s Ryan” she answers “He’s just moved here, and he’s looking top rent a condo in the area”. Tick – whirr – tick … smoke comes out of Amy’s ears as her brain goes into overdrive, and 20 mins later she’s has dressed in a borrowed suit, and gotten Ryan’s email : “Hello, I’m showing a condo right now at : Apartment No. 4R2 in the Trans Towers, why don’t you come on over”. Ryan arrives unaware at Amy’s condo – she’s in there, “Well hello there” and goes into talking about the place for 20 mins while flirting. Amy asks “So when do you plan to come in?” He goes “Whats going on here?” And she kisses him