Me and My Dildo

by Mike Grooby · August 8, 2026

Ilike cock. Scratch that and start again. I love cock. I’m a cock hound, a cock worshipper, a cockaholic, a cock muncher, a craver of cock, the cockness monster, the cock among the pigeons, a total cock addict. But it’s got to be attached to someone hot and interesting – so if that combo isn’t happening, there is always a back up and my dildo of choice, looks like a big, perfectly sized cock. Just the type I’d be looking for. But when there is no guy attached, it does make it a big more difficult, as I’ve got to work it into my tight hole, and then start rocking on it, to get the right level of friction and for it to hit right on the spot I need it to. But the work is fun and worth it. And that’s why I travel everywhere with my dildo.”