Dick O’Plenty – Sex Therapist

by Mike Grooby · October 16, 2026

Dick O’Plenty, the famous Irish sex therapist has a new client in Blake Lovely. Her issue, she can’t stop thinking about cock. All day, every day – cock, cock, cock and more cock. It’s affecting her life, her sleep, her eating habits (bananas, cucumbers and hot dogs) and her sex life, as one cocking is never enough. Dick listens. Dick makes notes. Dick offers some feedback, “I think the cock you are getting is just too small” he drones “You need some real cock, so you feel satisfied and that will kick your cock urges out the window at least for a day or two”. When Blake questions what size cock she needs, he unzips and tells her, “Doctor Dick prescribes his cock, to be taken twice a week for 30 mins”.