1-800 FUCK ESME

by Mike Grooby · June 9, 2026

It’s 1985. There is no social media. No OnlyFans. No internet. No way to meet girls and especially trans girls. At the back of naughty magazine you spy a grainy black and white photo, with the text ‘Esme – Your Trans Fantasy : 1-800-FUCK ESME’. You get excited and you call. Who cares if it’s 50c a minute, flipping burgers pays you $2.25 an hour, you can afford 8 minutes. You take a deep breath, and you call. After a few seconds you are put through to a sweet voice, “Hi, this is Esme, and I’m your trans fantasy.” Enjoy this retro set of the lovely Esme Rogue, in a really cool set from Bakari, and she looks like she is really channeling that 80s vibe, so those of us who are GenX can but dream of meeting a girl like this when we were coming of age.