What female celebrities do you wish had a cock?

[Discodavis]

None of them. I've tried this fantasy before and it just doesn't work for me.

When reminiscing about my childhood discovery of transwomen, a memory popped into about Jennifer Lopez. This must have been back in 1998/1999, after she got divorced, but before she dated P. Diddy. I was reading article about her in the newspaper where she said she was searching for love and there was a picture of her wearing an orange miniskirt. I got Age of Empires: Rise of Rome for a Christmas present and I would fantasise about her and I living a stone age house made out of wood. She would lift up her miniskirt to reveal her flaccid penis and I was her little toyboy.

[Ben]

When reminiscing about my childhood discovery of transwomen, a memory popped into about Jennifer Lopez. This must have been back in 1998/1999, after she got divorced, but before she dated P. Diddy. I was reading article about her in the newspaper where she said she was searching for love and there was a picture of her wearing an orange miniskirt. I got Age of Empires: Rise of Rome for a Christmas present and I would fantasise about her and I living a stone age house made out of wood. She would lift up her miniskirt to reveal her flaccid penis and I was her little toyboy.

Had a crush on Jennifer Lopez when she looked like this...
Would be hot if J-Lo were hung. Unquestionably. She's very sexy.