Penis Size Integrity 2016!!!

[Laphroaig]

....I'm guessing there might be a candidate or two on this very forum.....jojo9 comes to mind off the top of my head

While jojo9 certainly has the dedication required, I still think he'd faint if he ever actually came face to face (or face to cock ) with a real life t-girl. Besides which he lacks the intellegence and attention to detail required for this position. He'd probably be fooled by a 10 inch rubber dildo and totally ignore anything below 6 inches...
However, there are some on here who are prepared to go to 3 decimal places in pursuit of absolute accuracy.

Penis Size Integrity 2016 would create jobs! Thousands of "penis specialists" would be hired throughout the country in order to make this work. It would be a full time job with benefits. Erect penises will all be measured the same way-with the ruler pressed against the base and measured out to the tip. Girth would also be measured and listed. Girth will be measured with measuring tape at the thickest point of the erect penis. Only this way can we ensure that all penises are measured properly!!

I do believe that those figures are as exaggerated as the inflated size claims that this proposal aims to erradicate!...

[Cocksmith]

Not everyone drives.

Even if you don't drive, a state ID which would also list your measurements

[Cocksmith]

Half the guys applying for that job would probably creep on the girls resulting in them going limp.

Everyone's cock gets measured, guys and t-girls

[gaysian71]

Who gives a fuck what a girl says her cock size is. Most of the guys on chaturbate are just lurkers anyway. I watch sometimes , and it doesn't matter how many guys are watching a particular girl. A room can have 10 guys watching or 100 guys watching. But very few actually tip. So if someone is complaining about cock size and they ain't paying shit. They really need to shut the fuck up. It's kind of like complaining that the free car you just got isnt the make and model that you want. But you could never afford to buy a car on your own.

[IluvemHung]

Where are all the hung tgirls at? That's where I want to be!

[SanDiegoPervySage]

Everyone's cock gets measured, guys and t-girls

Then the guys would go limp as well.

[Cocksmith]

Who gives a fuck what a girl says her cock size is. Most of the guys on chaturbate are just lurkers anyway. I watch sometimes , and it doesn't matter how many guys are watching a particular girl. A room can have 10 guys watching or 100 guys watching. But very few actually tip. So if someone is complaining about cock size and they ain't paying shit. They really need to shut the fuck up. It's kind of like complaining that the free car you just got isnt the make and model that you want. But you could never afford to buy a car on your own.

I don't give a fuck if I never tip on chaturbate, It's the principle of it-penis size integrity!!!

[parts25]

That's what you get when you put porn and the internet together. Where is John Holmes when you need him??

[Cocksmith]

If everyone's penis size(length and girth) is listed on their ID's(driver's licenses, passports, state ID's), chaturbate would be able to verify some of these clearly outrageous claims as bullshit!!! This act needs to pass!! It is in everyone's best interest!!! Height and weight is listed on IDs, so ask yourself, why not dick size???

[SanDiegoPervySage]

If everyone's penis size(length and girth) is listed on their ID's(driver's licenses, passports, state ID's), chaturbate would be able to verify some of these clearly outrageous claims as bullshit!!! This act needs to pass!! It is in everyone's best interest!!! Height and weight is listed on IDs, so ask yourself, why not dick size???

Dick size on your driver's license.......ok