The Physics of God and the Quantum Gravity Theory of Everything

[danthepoetman]

The physic of God?

[martin48]

I've done this one!

[danthepoetman]

Sorry, Martin, I suppose I must have taken it from you...

[martin48]

It's not for us to wonder

[danthepoetman]

Yeap!

[broncofan]

I just wanted to announce the winner of this year's Hungangels Award for Excellence in Science. Between the two tgirls posting on this thread Jamie comes in second to Trish. That is, second in looks, second in brains, second in scientific knowledge, and second in common sense. The awards are below.

Looks: 1st Trish, 2nd Jamie
Brains: 1st Trish, 2nd Jamie
Scientific Knowledge: 1st Trish, 2nd Jamie
Common Sense: 1st Trish, 2nd Jamie

I think Jamie should be thankful there were only two contestants though I think Trish would do well in a much larger field. Can we get a comment from the cognitive science experts at University of Texas Jamie? How are they handling this shocking turn of events?

[hippifried]

Looks?????

Trish won't post a picture. What's it going to take?

Of course it wouldn't take much imagination to give her that category too. Personally, I find intellect attractive. But it's probably because I'm so old & pruned out that I look for whatever I can get. The hotties have become a pipe dream in my late years. (fishing for pity points)

[trish]

Oh My Omega-Point! OMOP!

(Jumbing up and down clutching the phallus shaped award...oh!...that’s not the award!...stepping up to the mic and regaining my composure...)

First I want to thank my Mom and my Dad. Without them I’d still be an imaginary point, without manifestation, in the space of all possible genetic combinations. I would also like to thank my...

(at this point the television audience flips to a TVLAND rerun of Starsky and Hutch while the celebs in the live audience play to the panning cameras)

[broncofan]

We've just heard that the runner-up is giving a speech on the foyer. Let's hope it's a gracious one.

Jamie: I'd like to congratulate Trish on winning the retard vote. Clearly the awards commission was made up mostly of retards and there was a strong turn-out among the retard segment who probably didn't like my repeated references to them as retards. For I am a genius, I just cannot prove it. When I had electrodes hooked to my head at the University of Texas Genius Department the doctors even admitted that I am the smartest woman in the universe. Of course when I glared at them they also said I'm the Queen of Mars and nodded when I asked them if I am capable of making people's hearts stop by blinking three times. They cannot vouch for this because I then blinked three times. Good night retards.

[Stavros]

Oh My Omega-Point! OMOP!

(Jumbing up and down clutching the phallus shaped award...oh!...that’s not the award!...stepping up to the mic and regaining my composure...)

First I want to thank my Mom and my Dad. Without them I’d still be an imaginary point, without manifestation, in the space of all possible genetic combinations. I would also like to thank my...

(at this point the television audience flips to a TVLAND rerun of Starsky and Hutch while the celebs in the live audience play to the panning cameras)

Is US TV so bad they even show re-runs of Starsky and Hutch? Whatever happened to The Love Boat, and Gilligan's Island?