Obama is smooth...

[mildcigar_2001]

We have sunk low as a country to have a dog eater as President.

Perhaps thats one of the reasons we have a rule against foreigners in becoming President?



Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”

Obama isn’t anti-woman; when he said “bitch,” he was referring to his meal.

When Obama was looking for a dog he wasn’t allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.

Obama: “I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”

Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer): “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.”
Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”

[trish]

So are you casting aspersions on the entire population of Indonesia, or just your president?

[mildcigar_2001]

I'm casting aspersions on a good portion of the population of Indonesia and my President. I'm trying not to be too jingoistic, but I don't think the country is well served by someone who didn't grow up here.

The Obama cure for a hangover – hair of the dog.

Bo doesn’t let Obama give him a bath anymore because the last time, the water was way, way too hot and there were carrots and celery floating around in it.

[trish]

I'm casting aspersions on a good portion of the population of Indonesia ...

Because they eat dog???

[robertlouis]

We have sunk low as a country to have a dog eater as President.

Perhaps thats one of the reasons we have a rule against foreigners in becoming President?



Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”

Obama isn’t anti-woman; when he said “bitch,” he was referring to his meal.

When Obama was looking for a dog he wasn’t allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.

Obama: “I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”

Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer): “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.”
Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”

You're a racist cunt, and unfunny with it.

[mildcigar_2001]

You're a racist cunt, and unfunny with it.

I don't believe I mentioned anything about Obama's race. I'd be just as disgusted if a white boy was a dog eater.

It is very telling that I'm called a racist when I dare to challenge the cult of personality of our dear leader (someone should alert the Secret Service that I'm making fun of him. Perhaps they will take time out from their whore-mongering to investigate me)

Q: Why did Obama take Bo for a walk?
A: Because he likes eating free range dog.


Q: When do the dog days of summer start at the Obama house?
A: When Barack Obama sets up the Weber grill.


Just to prove I'm not racist, I'll throw in a free Joe Biden joke:

The White House may have to lay off all nonessential workers if the government shuts down. You know: interns, pages, Biden...

At least for all of his plagairizing, dimwitted faults, Joe Biden doesn't go around eating dogs.

[mildcigar_2001]

Because they eat dog???

Exactly, I don't believe in cultural relativism.

To quote Conan O'Brien:

"Indonesia
This year marks the fiftieth anniversary of your first democratic election, in which apparently, everyone voted to never have another democratic election. "

Not all countries are created equal. A big part of that inequality is the nation's culture. I believe that there are certain actions that are beyond the pale and the eating of dogs is one of them.

[Ben]

How Obama Became a Civil Libertarian's Nightmare

Obama has expanded and fortified many of the Bush administration's worst policies.

http://www.alternet.org/rights/15504...27s_nightmare/

[trish]

Exactly... I believe that there are certain actions that are beyond the pale and the eating of dogs is one of them.

So is there a reason behind your belief... reason so persuasive, clear and concise that it allows one to write off a whole population as morally deficient on the basis of their culinary choices?

[robertlouis]

Exactly, I don't believe in cultural relativism.

To quote Conan O'Brien:

"Indonesia
This year marks the fiftieth anniversary of your first democratic election, in which apparently, everyone voted to never have another democratic election. "

Not all countries are created equal. A big part of that inequality is the nation's culture. I believe that there are certain actions that are beyond the pale and the eating of dogs is one of them.

So what? I've tried dog and deep-fried silkworms in Korea, snake and shark's fin soup in China, kangaroo in Australia and horse in Belgium, oh, and Hershey Bars in the US. Hershey is the only substance on the planet that actually tastes like vomit.

Wouldn't go out of my way to try them again, except maybe the horse.

And if Conan O'Brien is your cultural arbiter, well....