Lurkers are such losers

[Silcc69]

I bet that's embarrassing as hell for any of your older female relatives(Mom, Grandmother, Aunt) whenever they stop by.

ROFLMBAO good one.

[ValerieNelson]

While sexual PM's can get redundant, I rather them than hate mail any day.

[robertlouis]

That's why I always leave the curtains wide open. Enjoy the show.

I have to use a satellite, GPS AND Google Earth, Debra.

But it's well worth the effort.

[Debra]

I have to use a satellite, GPS AND Google Earth, Debra.

But it's well worth the effort.

I always dress and undress in front of the window and I use 2 big spotlights. And I sunbathe naked in the back yard. So you can't miss me.

[robertlouis]

I always dress and undress in front of the window and I use 2 big spotlights. And I sunbathe naked in the back yard. So you can't miss me.

I know. The Great Wall of China and your tits, Debra - the two (three? ) finest human achievements to be seen from space.

[Debra]

I know. The Great Wall of China and your tits, Debra - the two (three? ) finest human achievements to be seen from space.

Only my tits? I thought we were friends. My ass is a much deeper subject to penetrate, and I am very proud of my.....well you obviously didn't notice anyway.

[robertlouis]

Only my tits? I thought we were friends. My ass is a much deeper subject to penetrate, and I am very proud of my.....well you obviously didn't notice anyway.

But unless you're a spectacular contortionist (which I'm happy to explore further ) it would be hard to see your perfect orbs and your rear peaches at the same time anyway.

And as for your ass being a deeper subject to penetrate, well, I'd like to explore that further too......

[Debra]

But unless you're a spectacular contortionist (which I'm happy to explore further ) it would be hard to see your perfect orbs and your rear peaches at the same time anyway.

And as for your ass being a deeper subject to penetrate, well, I'd like to explore that further too......

I am not a cardboard cut-out. I never show one side only when in front of the window. I do turn around when I bend over to remove my....clothing. And when sunbathing, I do turn over quite often. My ass is bigger than my tits, so they can't be missed. I don't think you watch me at all. You are folling me

I love to explore. I drive a Ford Explorer. Blue.

[robertlouis]

I am not a cardboard cut-out. I never show one side only when in front of the window. I do turn around when I bend over to remove my....clothing. And when sunbathing, I do turn over quite often. My ass is bigger than my tits, so they can't be missed. I don't think you watch me at all. You are folling me

I love to explore. I drive a Ford Explorer. Blue.

Sweetie, if your tits were bigger than your ass, we'd have to call you Quasimodo!

And am I fooling you? Wave next time you're sunbathing and I'll tell you which hand it was......

[Debra]

Sweetie, if your tits were bigger than your ass, we'd have to call you Quasimodo!

Oh now you are saying that my ass is huge? I konw I have a typical Black girl butt, but it isn't THAT big.

And am I fooling you? Wave next time you're sunbathing and I'll tell you which hand it was......

Actually if you can tell me exactly what I was doing with the other hand, I might believe you.