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    Silver Poster hippifried's Avatar
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    Default Re: Lurkers are such losers

    ...these lurker assholes are like those punk-ass shitheads in cars that drive by and make kissing noises, whistle, and make nasty comments. They think they are being smooth and that I am just going to run to them as I rip my clothes off...
    Oh... Are you saying that doesn't work? Shit!! All those years wasted, & now I have to change tactics. What would sneakin' in your window get me?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hippifried View Post
    Oh... Are you saying that doesn't work? Shit!! All those years wasted, & now I have to change tactics. What would sneakin' in your window get me?
    In the US, shot, probably.....


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    Default Re: Lurkers are such losers

    What would it get in your peasant sub human no rights country??



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    Eurotrash! Platinum Poster Jericho's Avatar
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    Default Re: Lurkers are such losers

    Quote Originally Posted by pimpdog View Post
    What would it get in your peasant sub human no rights country??

    A haggis and a draw of porridge!


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    Quote Originally Posted by hippifried View Post
    Oh... Are you saying that doesn't work? Shit!! All those years wasted, & now I have to change tactics. What would sneakin' in your window get me?
    Hahahaha...That depends Hippy. Uninvited would get you a closed coffin funeral.
    But invited would get you just about anything you wanted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bte View Post
    People say the darnest things. My friends and I would love to gang bang you until you can't breathe anymore. Some people just don't know how to talk to a lady.
    Exactly! That's what I'm talkin' about. It's called tact. I received 3 PM's that got a reply from me. They went something like this, and I am paraphrasing here.

    [Hi I am ****. I saw your pic and you are cute. I also enjoy your posts. You seem nice and intelligent, and I am wondering if you would care to talk sometime or maybe meet.........] or something similar to that.

    Now that is respectful and deserves a response. But I WILL NOT respond to any PM where the poster has "0" posts in the forums. That means you are just a lurker looking to wham bam thank you ma'am. And I do not do that with people I do not know well. I am not going to be a notch on your belt of conquest.

    But as I said before, I think I am going to take Nicoles advice and just delete those I do not know in the forums, and lurker PM's.


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    Hey! Get off my lawn. 5 Star Poster Odelay's Avatar
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    Default Re: Lurkers are such losers

    Teasing and making advances on girls in the open forum is akin to having sex in public places... you have to risk a little but it can be so much more fun.



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    Quote Originally Posted by pimpdog View Post
    What would it get in your peasant sub human no rights country??
    Another noobie wanker hits the trail full of facts garnered from Faux News....


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    Default Re: Lurkers are such losers

    Are all the ladies done this way?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Debra View Post
    Hahahaha...That depends Hippy. Uninvited would get you a closed coffin funeral.
    But invited would get you just about anything you wanted.
    Well that's good information to have.

    Just beckon any time. I'll see it through the telescope.


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