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    wanking is a test of the imagination. if you wanked successfully give your imagination one point. maybe this will help->
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    What is this wanking? Is this a town in China, please?
    If my memory for old jokes serves me well, Prospero, I think Smirnoff may have been involved. May I also add that you current avatar adds a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "giving head."

    And Trish, your constant erudition and wit are surely wasted on us mere peasants. And wankers, of course.


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    And as I recall there was a Smirnoff advertising campaign that played with words, but I think this particular line was one that was bandied about but never part of their official advertising campaign. On a similar note, I recall that there used to be (probably still is) a meat product called faggots. A German gay friend once convulsed with humour when he saw an ad at a bus stop advertising: "Faggots - great balls of fun" Now the copywriter who foisted that one on the world must have known exactly what he was doing.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    And as I recall there was a Smirnoff advertising campaign that played with words, but I think this particular line was one that was bandied about but never part of their official advertising campaign. On a similar note, I recall that there used to be (probably still is) a meat product called faggots. A German gay friend once convulsed with humour when he saw an ad at a bus stop advertising: "Faggots - great balls of fun" Now the copywriter who foisted that one on the world must have known exactly what he was doing.
    Faggots are a meat product? I thought the word was used as slang for cigarette on your side of the pond or is that just fag? Oh, Lord, Trish, so much to work with in that photo, if there's more to her, I'd love to see it. Can't wank to it right now, must continue to check out the rest of the forum. I'll have to cum back to it later.

    Thank you once more for your efforts on this thread. It's another of my favorites.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    And as I recall there was a Smirnoff advertising campaign that played with words, but I think this particular line was one that was bandied about but never part of their official advertising campaign. On a similar note, I recall that there used to be (probably still is) a meat product called faggots. A German gay friend once convulsed with humour when he saw an ad at a bus stop advertising: "Faggots - great balls of fun" Now the copywriter who foisted that one on the world must have known exactly what he was doing.

    Faggots are made from offal and are largely a midlands concoction. As I recall, the main producer was a firm called Brains, put the two together and it's enough to put you off totally - Brains Faggots lol.

    At least nobody has ever confused the proud Scottish haggis with a piece of gay slang!


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    You mincing haggis!

    BigDF - fags is UK slag for cigarettes - not faggots. Never ask a stranger if he can light your faggot.



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    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Faggots are made from offal and are largely a midlands concoction. As I recall, the main producer was a firm called Brains, put the two together and it's enough to put you off totally - Brains Faggots lol.

    At least nobody has ever confused the proud Scottish haggis with a piece of gay slang!
    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    You mincing haggis!

    BigDF - fags is UK slag for cigarettes - not faggots. Never ask a stranger if he can light your faggot.
    Thank you both for the enlightenment!


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    Someone say FAGGOT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by trish View Post
    Someone say FAGGOT?
    Yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Yes!
    I'm damn near speechless



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