Getting off on shoes....is there anyting more sad

[SXFX]

So I'm having a drink with a friend last night.
He dragged me to some going away party that was thrown in NYC.
Nice lounge, nice food, so so people.
Long story short, we are sitting on the couch talking about life and his wife and my x and what not enjoying the view of the cute girls serving drinks and the subject turned to sex. I was telling him how my x and I broke up due to me having a little more than normal sex drive and her having NONE!
And he just had this look on his face, so I asked how it was going with his wife and the guy said point blank "She gets off on shoe shopping!"

Now I know girls "like" shoes but after a bit of thought, I have to agree with the guy. I know plenty of women in their early 30's who get off on shopping.
They own well over 100 pair of shoes and then wonder why their husband or boyfriend either dumped them or was fucking the secretary.

I mean this can't be right, it can't be healthy. Do these women have some sort of undiagnosed mental condition? I know today as I'm getting back into the dating game if a girl mentions she "likes" shopping as on of her hobbies she's a one date wonder, "Thank you it was nice but NO."

[phobun]

I was telling him how my x and I broke up due to me having a little more than normal sex drive and her having NONE!

You need to wonder about how you figure into her having no sex drive.

If you were a desirable stud, she'd want to fuck you.

So your whining about her says more about you than her.

[SXFX]

I think I hit a nerve.....

[marissaaz]

over 200 pair of shoes here and shoping is a sport not a hobby :P

[goku]

You need to wonder about how you figure into her having no sex drive.

If you were a desirable stud, she'd want to fuck you.

So your whining about her says more about you than her.

Not always true.


Some people simply have no sex drive. If anything, he should have noted it early, and not entered into a relationship.

[audifan]

That's disappointing; I thought this thread would be about guys with a shoe fetish...

IMO it's just normal for women to own way more shoes than any man would consider reasonable. It's not related to sex drive. Women just like shoes, and purses, and belts, and... you get the drift. That's just the way they are. Bless them, love 'em to bits.

And women for some reason seem to think we have way too much "stupid guy stuff"...

[SXFX]

The way I go about dating at the moment is this, if a girl states during the first date that she enjoys shopping....ie getting off on consumption of crap....it's a one date wonder. I don't care how cute she is. A man must be bat shit crazy to look past that.

Yes thank you for playing but please move along and find your self a dumb guy who is going to give you his wallet so you can give him blue balls.

There is nothing with having good clothes and good things around you, I'm not condoning such procurements. But to shop just to shop......much like how plus sized women eat just to eat.....it's a disorder. And let's be honest who want to date a girl who is a little bit defective?

[runround04]

Fuck her with the shoes...

[SXFX]

Well my poor friend can't.....she gets off on shopping not him.
The poor sob only gets it once a month. And he is FUCKED. He can't dump her ass due to having a kid, and if he did.....he would loose his house and half of his income.
So in a way the bitch has him by the balls and can do what ever the fuck she wants.
Sadly the "The bitch has a shopping problem and my dick hasn't gotten wet in 30 days" defense does not hold water in court.
So a word to the wise, RUN!

[runround04]

Well my poor friend can't.....she gets off on shopping not him.
The poor sob only gets it once a month. And he is FUCKED. He can't dump her ass due to having a kid, and if he did.....he would loose his house and half of his income.
So in a way the bitch has him by the balls and can do what ever the fuck she wants.
Sadly the "The bitch has a shopping problem and my dick hasn't gotten wet in 30 days" defense does not hold water in court.
So a word to the wise, RUN!

He's Fucked....

Hooker Time!!!!