Goddammit.

[suckseed]

Just now I thought I'd relax with a mid-morning wank. I went to a facials-themed site I've visited a time or three in the past (though it's been a while as I have a gf now). The first row of videos featured a girl throwing up.
Then there was a girl who looked like she was standing under a bucket of Krispy Creme glaze...seriously, it was a gallon of white goo.

WTF?

This is why I rarely look at porn anymore. Extreme this, extreme that.
Gross bodily fluid shit. Generic girls. If the woman is pretty enough all she has to do is kiss the head of some anonymous dick sticking out of the bottom of the frame and I'm happy. Example: Fabiane.

The problem is, with the proliferation of porn and six dozen new dipshits from god knows where getting into the bus station and heading for the Valley for their boob jobs and gangbangs every day, it's like an arms race. Better, faster, more, bigger, grosser.

I do not need to see shit, vomit, drool, a cock poking out the back of some chick's neck like an alien chestburster, or Exploited Crack Whores dot fucking com.

I guess if you can't find a pretty girl with something special, you can always get some train wreck to fuck herself with a toy choo-choo.

[LG]

suckseed, your post is hilarious and disgusting in equal measures...

Goddammit, indeed.

[ILuvGurls]

can i get an AMEN.....preach on man.

[TrueBeauty TS]

Just now I thought I'd relax with a mid-morning wank. I went to a facials-themed site I've visited a time or three in the past (though it's been a while as I have a gf now). The first row of videos featured a girl throwing up.
Then there was a girl who looked like she was standing under a bucket of Krispy Creme glaze...seriously, it was a gallon of white goo.

WTF?

This is why I rarely look at porn anymore. Extreme this, extreme that.
Gross bodily fluid shit. Generic girls. If the woman is pretty enough all she has to do is kiss the head of some anonymous dick sticking out of the bottom of the frame and I'm happy. Example: Fabiane.

The problem is, with the proliferation of porn and six dozen new dipshits from god knows where getting into the bus station and heading for the Valley for their boob jobs and gangbangs every day, it's like an arms race. Better, faster, more, bigger, grosser.

I do not need to see shit, vomit, drool, a cock poking out the back of some chick's neck like an alien chestburster, or Exploited Crack Whores dot fucking com.

I guess if you can't find a pretty girl with something special, you can always get some train wreck to fuck herself with a toy choo-choo.

Yeah well, other than THAT, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?


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[tsntx]

lol at suckseed

rotflmao at tbts