https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2w2TRxSLxw
Yes, yes, blame juice boxes!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2w2TRxSLxw
Yes, yes, blame juice boxes!
Does this mean juice is an adequate replacement for hormones?
It must be! Stock up on your hi-cQuote:
Originally Posted by jennylicious
Don Ross, AKA former professional wrestler Ripper Savage, had a theory that he shared with me. He said when the father has sex with the expectant mother too far along in her pregnancy the penis accidentally slips into the mouth of the soon-to-be queer baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_q74fo-Sss
Well, guess Mom shouldn't've been giving me Juicy Juice!
Unless the baby happens to be female, in which case it just grows up to be a cock-thirsty slut. Sounds like a rock-solid theory!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dino Velvet
If he were still alive he'd scratch his head on that one. He sure sold the story well.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuzySnappz
Alex Jones is equally what is best and wrong about this country.
It is awesome that we can make money at whatever we want and say what we want...but when you utter such stupidity, it makes me weep for for this country. At least in communist china, he would be shot in the face.
So if you aren't accepted by your family or you plan on coming out..blame it on the juice boxes lol
It was the juice mother and father..damn the juice!
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Originally Posted by KellyShore
what does that say about michael jackson and jesus juice.
He slipped 'em a Mikey.Quote:
Originally Posted by RallyCola
I always wondered why so many catholic men are gay or freaks...it's that damn grape juice!
I think there's too much worshiping of the bishop in the rectory.Quote:
Originally Posted by KellyShore
I'm an old Catholic School boy myself. Still have my good manners when I need them. Never was no altar boy though.
Is that short for Hi-CUM, they would sell out for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by KellyShore
Is that why the Bishop wears a robe, makes it easier to worship the staff?
It makes it easier for them to worship the staff to a point of such rigidity that the sheep shagging can really commence. Just put 'em in a stream of holy water and say it's a blessed anointment. Is Jesus winking back at you or did he leer so close he got some in his eye?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Eldora
Dammit I've been giving my kids those for years. I've doomed them
and to think my high school had a vending machine that dispensed them!
it was found out through admission that the kid made the story up and was lead to do it by his mother.
Jackson Accuser's Mom Admits Lies
Michael Jackson's lead attorney tried to prove the mother of Jackson's accuser was a con artist after the singer's money, getting her to admit under biting cross-examination that she had lied under oath in a previous case.
Attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr.'s long and sarcastic questions and the witnesses' long-winded answers prompted Judge Rodney S. Melville to admonish them both.
Mesereau, trying to show the woman's family has a history of giving false testimony to make money, focused on the woman's lawsuit against a department store. The family received a settlement of more than $150,000 in 2001 after alleging they were roughed up by JC Penney security guards.
Mesereau noted that in a sworn statement, the woman said she had never been abused by her husband at the time — an important issue, because her alleged injuries may have been caused by such violence.
"You were not telling the truth under oath when you made those statements," Mesereau said.
The woman eventually responded, "This is correct," but explained that she lied because she was embarrassed about the abuse.
She also said she was untruthful when she said in the lawsuit that her
husband was honest.
"It's as nasty and contentious and theatrical a cross examination as you will ever see, pitting a bulldog defense attorney and a whacky witness fighting over key issues in a criminal case," reports CBS News Legal Analyst Andrew Cohen. "If it weren't happening for real, and if you saw it on television or heard it on the radio, you would swear that Hollywood had overdone it."
"We know that jurors tend to believe witnesses more when they like them. And it's hard to see a scenario here where these jurors like this witness," reports Cohen. "She's playing to them in a way that is so obvious and dramatic and contrived that they may be tuning her out.
"That's doesn't guarantee an acquittal for Jackson, but it certainly doesn't hurt."
The witness implied that she made the false statements under duress, testifying that she was beaten throughout her marriage and felt "liberated" after her husband's arrest in 2001. She said she then asked her attorneys in the department store lawsuit to correct the record, and that she considered them "liars" because they never did.
Earlier, the witness testified that she gave a poor performance on a videotaped interview in which she praised Jackson, saying she is a "bad actress." Mesereau fired back: "I think you're a good one."
The judge chastised Mesereau for the remark and told the woman to refrain from delivering long answers unrelated to Mesereau's questions, telling her, "It's as much your fault."
Jackson, 46, is accused of molesting a 13-year-old former cancer patient, plying the boy with alcohol, and holding his family captive at his Neverland ranch and elsewhere in February and March 2003 to get them to help rebut a damaging documentary.
Jackson's lawyers have suggested that the child-molestation charges were concocted by the boy's mother in an attempt to shake down Jackson for money. She testified Thursday that she has no plans to sue him.
The mother said Jackson associates gave her a precise script to follow in the rebuttal video but later told her she had strayed too far from it, leading to the comments on her acting skills.
The woman testified that almost everything on the video — even breaks where the boy complains about his seat and the family laughs at jokes — was scripted by Jackson aides. She said the only departure from the script was when she discussed God, cancer and child welfare workers.
The woman suggested that she met with one of Jackson's associates 10 times at Neverland to discuss what she would say on the video. Mesereau noted that she had never said this before in interviews with police or prosecutors, and suggested she was trying to enhance her story.
Asked about a report she made against her ex-husband accusing him of molesting her daughter, the woman refused to answer the question directly and instead turned to the jury and said, "No, he's wrong." But ultimately, she agreed she had made such a report.
In one of many moments when the woman strayed from Mesereau's questions to make accusations against Jackson, the woman said, "Now I know that Neverland is all about booze, pornography and sex with boys." The remark was struck from the record.
The judge struck so many remarks Friday that at one point he interrupted the proceedings to explain to jurors that they could not consider remarks he struck, and that such remarks would not appear in court transcripts.
Earlier in the day, prosecutors concluded their questioning of the woman by showing jurors videotapes found in a private investigator's office to demonstrate that Jackson associates had closely monitored the boy's family while he, his mother and siblings were allegedly being held captive by Jackson at Neverland.
The tapes included footage taken outside the home of the accuser's grandparents and in the parking garage of the mother's then-boyfriend, whom she later married. The woman has said Jackson's people kept her in line by threatening her parents and boyfriend.
http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-207_162-688656.html
Accuser’s brother admits lying
Boy admitted false testimony during JC Penney lawsuit
SANTA MARIA, Calif. — A 14-year-old boy who testified that Michael Jackson molested his brother acknowledged under cross-examination Tuesday that the pop star didn’t show him a sex magazine that the prosecution had introduced into evidence. The witness also said he lied under oath in a separate civil lawsuit.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/712926...-admits-lying/
In the wake of his death Michael’s accuser 'admits he lied'
The boy who accused tragic MICHAEL JACKSON of sexual abuse has allegedly spoken out to deny the star ever molested him.
According to internet reports Jordy Chandler, now 29, has admitted he lied under duress when he was just 13, acting on the instructions of his father, dentist, Evan Chandler.
At the time the accusations were made in 1993, many Jackson supporters suspected an extortion plot, but the case never made it to trial after Jackson agreed to settle out of court.
But now, in the wake of the 50-year-old legend's death, Jordy has allegedly spoke out to reveal the truth.
He is quoted as saying: "I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now I can't tell Michael how much I'm sorry and if he will forgive me."
"Now for the first time I can't bear to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn't do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor."
http://www.masala.com/13250-jordy-ch...kson-sex-abuse
Jackson accuser admits lying under oath
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ying-oath.html
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Originally Posted by RallyCola
Alex Jones is a fucking paranoid moron.
I don't know. What causes heterosexuality?Quote:
Originally Posted by KellyShore
It's a moot point. As to why some people in the population are gay.
Anyway, good ol' Freud said that everyone is bisexual.
I tend to agree.
Alex Jones is a provocateur. I mean, much like Madonna was in the early 90s with her Sex Book etc., etc.
I mean, Alex Jones wants to stay in the spotlight. By saying provocative things, as it were.
Anyway, just for a moment one should think: what if Alex Jones is right... about everything -- ha ha!
Never mind. Go back to copy & pasting. Always seems like you're arguing with yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben
smh @ this
This dude again. People pay this guy far too much attention. Alex Jones is a fucking loonie.Quote:
Originally Posted by KellyShore
It's truly scary that this mentally unstable wacko is allowed to bear arms.
Well truly there are all variety of things in our industrialized food supply that interfere with any one's endocrine system. Pesticides mimic estrogen - fitting those same receptor sites in all humans... and many other species. The chemical in most food plastic containers, body care products... 'BPA' does something similar. The majority of water worldwide has measurable amounts of steroids, hormones, pain killers and street drugs.... sanitation does not filter it out... the body only absorbs a modest percentage of ingested drugs... so these chemicals are spread through the entire eco system... even in the Himalayan snow... bouquet of flowers, organic salad.... eating animal products is actually a concentration of these substances. .... Great News. Then again few people care.
Some police departments, all over the world, hire companies to survey sewage in a neighborhood to see what drugs are being used most there... So bunch of murders... the cops can figure if it is tweakers or crackheads... or if there is a bunch of junkies in a rich neighborhood...
Ill save myself the trouble of loading this moron. Read Plato's "The Symposium." Homosexuality isnt a recent development.
I've actually herd this before. Someone was trying to tell me that the bottles of water you buy in the store are laced with estrogen, as some sort of government conspiracy to make the population more docile.Quote:
Originally Posted by KellyShore
It is not estrogen itself... They are chemicals that inhibit hormonal reception.... by mimicking estrogen... Mainly in plastic packaging... plastic bottles, can linings... when you shop you'll notice some products are 'BPA' free - like baby things, some bottled water. You also absorb it directly into the skin on plastic receipt 'paper', from lotions and shampoos stored in it. For instance a man swigging cheap bottled water all day... may be hydrated.. but the chemicals are pretending to be estrogen... interfering with his natural testosterone levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by loren
Phew, so it's artificial hormones that cause man boobs and not overindulging in food and booze. That lets an awful lot of obese guys off the hook. :whistle:Quote:
Originally Posted by NaughtyJane
And how nice to see you back here, Jane. Please don't stay away so long.
this is bs...and i have 2 expensive degrees that say i'm right. stop fear-mongering.Quote:
Originally Posted by NaughtyJane
there are both teratogenic and carcinogenic substances in trace amounts in almost everything we come in contact with in our modern modular society. minor reports of supraphysiological levels of these substances causing alterations in murine models are far too often grossly overcited for their potential ramifications and effects on humans.
It can be measured in both our blood Mr. Smarty Pants. Personally I'd prefer not having people justify toxic life with their big time corporate sponsored book learnin'... we disagree , who cares... I'm not wrong or fear mongering... we see the result differently.
In the early 80's there was a decline in alligator populations ...pesticide run off...there penises were much smaller than their grandpa's...same with sperm counts it's old news, sport.
again we disagree... you are happy to live in a sewer... I'm not.