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I haven't done a rant thread in a while. Folks kept whining to Nyce about "Johnny said this, Johnny said that..........wha wha wha."

If you are weakminded click [back] on your browser and go to another thread. Last warning.

This thread is labeled 'Untitled' for all the fellas out there that I've witnessed go through some bullshit locally dealing with some tranny. Hopefully I won't lose any friends over this thread but if I do fuck it, part of being JWBL means riding solo.

• To you bitches that see dudes in the club(s) and based on their skintone, fat level, amount of hair, or dick size after you've turned your back to him so the bouncers dont see you and get a 3 minute pistol grip of his nuts, then decide you aren't really interested and bump up your Craigslist fee from 80 to 150 plus the 60 for the quickie hotel uptown.......... fuck you!
  
  To the chicks that ask for rides home from a club because they don't want to spend the $45 per ride then if you say yes want you to also take their girlfriend home, and want to try and sneak a whiff of cocaine in the backseat not caring what would happen if you got pulled over by the cops......... fuck you!
  
  To all the older chicks that should be classy, because thats the image they portray at clubs, then wanna come home and get ballroom faggot-ish on a messageboard because someone said they were wearing knockoff Gucci/Prada/etc. THEN WHINE when a young chick comes back at them on the board claiming they are the victim................fuck you!
  
  To the younger chicks that disrespect the older chicks for no reason, just to hate because you think their time has passed...........fuck you!; wait til you wrinkle...............
  
  To the chicks that can have dudes as friends to go shopping or to go eat lunch and or dinner but won't give a dude the time of day at a club/party because they don't want their so-called girlfriends to see you with him......fuck you!
  
  To chicks that have gotten the look they want then shit on a new tranny just starting out or a tranny that is content with their look even though it might not be as nice as yours...............fuck you!
  
  and last but not least.......
  
  To chicks that whine to a dude "oh your dick is too big, we can't ever fuck" but runs around calling you on the cell saying "i fucked a guy his dick was almost as big as yours........FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  
  whew shit..............I feel better now.
  
  JWBL
  ;)

wow

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Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel

To chicks that have gotten the look they want then shit on a new tranny just starting out or a tranny that is content with their look even though it might not be as nice as yours...............fuck you!

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lol Anesthesia causes amnesia! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

He certainly sounds mad about something.

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The King Lives!

Ddddaaaaayyyyuuuummmmnnnn. :shock:

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To the chicks that ask for rides home from a club because they don't want to spend the $45 per ride then if you say yes want you to also take their girlfriend home, and want to try and sneak a whiff of cocaine in the backseat not caring what would happen if you got pulled over by the cops......... fuck you!

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This happened to me once and holy shit it's annoying. Never again.

Well said...Keep the rants coming. LOL

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Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel

I haven't done a rant thread in a while. Folks kept whining to Nyce about "Johnny said this, Johnny said that..........wha wha wha."

If you are weakminded click [back] on your browser and go to another thread. Last warning.

This thread is labeled 'Untitled' for all the fellas out there that I've witnessed go through some bullshit locally dealing with some tranny. Hopefully I won't lose any friends over this thread but if I do fuck it, part of being JWBL means riding solo.

• To you bitches that see dudes in the club(s) and based on their skintone, fat level, amount of hair, or dick size after you've turned your back to him so the bouncers dont see you and get a 3 minute pistol grip of his nuts, then decide you aren't really interested and bump up your Craigslist fee from 80 to 150 plus the 60 for the quickie hotel uptown.......... fuck you!
  
  To the chicks that ask for rides home from a club because they don't want to spend the $45 per ride then if you say yes want you to also take their girlfriend home, and want to try and sneak a whiff of cocaine in the backseat not caring what would happen if you got pulled over by the cops......... fuck you!
  
  To all the older chicks that should be classy, because thats the image they portray at clubs, then wanna come home and get ballroom faggot-ish on a messageboard because someone said they were wearing knockoff Gucci/Prada/etc. THEN WHINE when a young chick comes back at them on the board claiming they are the victim................fuck you!
  
  To the younger chicks that disrespect the older chicks for no reason, just to hate because you think their time has passed...........fuck you!; wait til you wrinkle...............
  
  To the chicks that can have dudes as friends to go shopping or to go eat lunch and or dinner but won't give a dude the time of day at a club/party because they don't want their so-called girlfriends to see you with him......fuck you!
  
  To chicks that have gotten the look they want then shit on a new tranny just starting out or a tranny that is content with their look even though it might not be as nice as yours...............fuck you!
  
  and last but not least.......
  
  To chicks that whine to a dude "oh your dick is too big, we can't ever fuck" but runs around calling you on the cell saying "i fucked a guy his dick was almost as big as yours........FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  
  whew shit..............I feel better now.
  
  JWBL
  ;)

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First of all look at who you are dealing with....you have to expect some kind of shady or unethical or unseemly behavior from people such as this......so why are you gagging so?

They dont live normal lives(the majority no offense) so you cant expect them to behave as if they are Mary Poppins.
So stop complaining.....they are HUSTLERS in every sense of the word...Im not judging them and saying they are bad.....

Next.
You keep referencing your alleged dick size in various postings.....
I can ONLY speak for me but I really dont care about your problems you encounter with trannys because your "dick is too big".

I dont know what they rest of you looks like but im guessing the rest of the package is quite small.

Im not being shady with you because many of your posting are either funny or informative but some of them.....
The ones about your dick and your complaints with the transexual hookers you entertain are quite draining........


Girls ....dont get mad at me for being real.
I call em' as I see em'.
And Johnny is right......some of your girls act as if your 5th ave. Matrons while posting on HA but in the street behave less than ladys and then complain when your treated badly.

I have to rest a bit darlings i have a mid week function to attend later on tonight.

Regards

keeping the flame burning

• To the chicks that don't get their way with a dude and see some other chick talking to him then call up said chick the next day and say
  he is my man
  he's a drug addict
  he's got [insert disease of choice]
  or my personal favorite I hear at every party "he's broke, he wont spend coins" FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  To the chicks that sneak into a performer's changing room at a party and steal their valuables............fuck you and the coat check person down there next to you who is most likely splitting the profits at the pawn shop/weed man spot!!!!!!!!
  
  To the chicks that think sucking your dick on a ride home is the equivalent of money for gas..............fuck you!
  
  To the chicks that lapdance on dudes at parties when said dude is past being too drunk and lift his wallet.........fuck you!
  
  To the chicks that want to dress like a woman, get breasts like a woman, post ads on Eros like women, then turn around and fight like a man in a bar.............fuck you!
  
  To the chicks who get pumped with anything EXCEPT what they know is safe just to make some quick cash/coins...........fuck you!
  
  To the chicks that are tough until some other chick threatens to pummel their $20k reconstructed face in on the hard NY concrete.........fuck you!!!
  
  To the chicks that try to pick up chicks from airports to get them back to their small rinky dink apartment in a quiet town to work tricks off of Craigslist..............fuck you!
  
  and last but not least for now............
  To the chicks that can only do the Carlton dance at EVERY party they attend because they are too lazy to find another step they feel comfortable doing in 4 inch + heels.....................Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More...I want more. LOL

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Originally Posted by Solitary Brother

First of all look at who you are dealing with....you have to expect some kind of shady or unethical or unseemly behavior from people such as this......so why are you gagging so?

They dont live normal lives(the majority no offense) so you cant expect them to behave as if they are Mary Poppins.
So stop complaining.....they are HUSTLERS in every sense of the word...Im not judging them and saying they are bad.....

Next.
You keep referencing your alleged dick size in various postings.....
I can ONLY speak for me but I really dont care about your problems you encounter with trannys because your "dick is too big".

I dont know what they rest of you looks like but im guessing the rest of the package is quite small.

Im not being shady with you because many of your posting are either funny or informative but some of them.....
The ones about your dick and your complaints with the transexual hookers you entertain are quite draining........


Girls ....dont get mad at me for being real.
I call em' as I see em'.
And Johnny is right......some of your girls act as if your 5th ave. Matrons while posting on HA but in the street behave less than ladys and then complain when your treated badly.

I have to rest a bit darlings i have a mid week function to attend later on tonight.

Regards

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Solitary................
1st off enjoy your function
2nd: I love my dick, if I want to bring it up that's my choice, if it drains you reading about another man's dick, remember this is HA where men talk about other men's dicks all the time
3rd: IF members of HA.com I've met at parties or through yahoo/aol didn't come up or IM me thanking me for telling them about some of the sheisty broads out there doing hooker tactics I'd stop. So far you're the only one complaining..............and I take no offense to anything you say, your reply was expected before I even began to rant.
and last
4th: I actually know some trannies that are not "hustlers", believe it or not some actually do go to school, some do have 9 to 5's, and some do live quite the normal life, so the majority aren't all hustlers, just a chosen few who seem to fuck it up for the rest, which is the basis for threads like these.............

Have a nice night
JWBL

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Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel

4th: I actually know some trannies that are not "hustlers", believe it or not some actually do go to school, some do have 9 to 5's, and some do live quite the normal life, so the majority aren't all hustlers, just a chosen few who seem to fuck it up for the rest, which is the basis for threads like these.............

JWBL

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Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel

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Originally Posted by Solitary Brother

First of all look at who you are dealing with....you have to expect some kind of shady or unethical or unseemly behavior from people such as this......so why are you gagging so?

They dont live normal lives(the majority no offense) so you cant expect them to behave as if they are Mary Poppins.
So stop complaining.....they are HUSTLERS in every sense of the word...Im not judging them and saying they are bad.....

Next.
You keep referencing your alleged dick size in various postings.....
I can ONLY speak for me but I really dont care about your problems you encounter with trannys because your "dick is too big".

I dont know what they rest of you looks like but im guessing the rest of the package is quite small.

Im not being shady with you because many of your posting are either funny or informative but some of them.....
The ones about your dick and your complaints with the transexual hookers you entertain are quite draining........


Girls ....dont get mad at me for being real.
I call em' as I see em'.
And Johnny is right......some of your girls act as if your 5th ave. Matrons while posting on HA but in the street behave less than ladys and then complain when your treated badly.

I have to rest a bit darlings i have a mid week function to attend later on tonight.

Regards

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Solitary................
1st off enjoy your function
2nd: I love my dick, if I want to bring it up that's my choice, if it drains you reading about another man's dick, remember this is HA where men talk about other men's dicks all the time
3rd: IF members of HA.com I've met at parties or through yahoo/aol didn't come up or IM me thanking me for telling them about some of the sheisty broads out there doing hooker tactics I'd stop. So far you're the only one complaining..............and I take no offense to anything you say, your reply was expected before I even began to rant.
and last
4th: I actually know some trannies that are not "hustlers", believe it or not some actually do go to school, some do have 9 to 5's, and some do live quite the normal life, so the majority aren't all hustlers, just a chosen few who seem to fuck it up for the rest, which is the basis for threads like these.............

Have a nice night
JWBL

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Your the one complaining about how the girls are.
This is nothing new to you.
Except it or dont.....they WONT change.
Actually the reason why I replied is because the other things you said ring true to me not because of personal experience but from things I have heard.
I never talk about mens dicks OR trannies dicks.....I guess because I dont fuck men or trannies......
Dont be so sensitive.

As for the ones who ARENT hustlers please provide a listing since im assuming most of the guys here want to know who is a reliable "provider".
You can actually provide a service for the guys on here....make a listing and name names of the "non-hustlers". :lol:

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Originally Posted by Solitary Brother

Dont be so sensitive.

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Funny how I'm labeled as being "sensitive" for replying yet you're the one with issues about things I posted.

And anyone can change: saying a tranny can't change and that they will always hustle is really alot worse than this entire thread. I put it up to bring attention to things I see locally, you automatically assumed every thing I wrote pertained to personal experiences.

That must've been a quick event, darling.

Be well................
JWBL
;)

Tssk Tssk. This post is silly.

And peace reigns eternal in the universe as JW blows of his steam.

nice one.

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Originally Posted by blckhaze

And peace reigns eternal in the universe as JW blows of his steam.

nice one.

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ty sir

This thread is hilarious and so true...where are the true ladies at?

Wow. Remind me not to ever hang out where Johnny hangs out. I already knew about the conflicts that happen within the girls themselves, but some of that other stuff is downright vicious. Lifting a guy's wallet like that? Wouldn't a girl's rep eventually get around on something like that?

Actually I usually don't like these kind of threads or even bother to read them but man...as I guy that spends A LOT of time at the ts bars here in LA - and having just experienced them in NYC - you're really hitting the nail on the head with some of those my man.

I'm not just a pornographer but I've become a psychiatrist to some of the guys I've gotten to know out at the bars here - letting them know why the girls treat them the way they do. "But I thought she liked me dude??"

It's a vicious sad circle and I like to have a few drinks, pass out some cards and dance around it.

But hey if you're smart you know what you're getting into, keep your wits about you and just let them know one way or another that you're above their hustle - it can all be fun and you can meet some great girls. It's always been one of my voyueristic obsessions with hanging out at ts clubs though - watching it all go down.

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Originally Posted by Buddy Wood

But hey if you're smart you know what you're getting into, keep your wits about you and just let them know one way or another that you're above their hustle - it can all be fun and you can meet some great girls. It's always been one of my voyueristic obsessions with hanging out at ts clubs though - watching it all go down.

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There you go Buddy, my sentiments exactly. I mean cmon you wouldn't walk though downtown Baghdad waving an American flag and chanting USA, USA.. When in certain environments know how to act. Let the girls know two can play that game, besides I would choose to get my revenge in another setting, the bedroom for putting me through any bullshit. :)

JWBL,

You left out "To the girls who want to act like they are your friend in the clubs while their friends (and enemies) can see them palling around with you and let them assume they have some sway with an 'important guy', but when know one is watching won't even acknowledge that you exist"........

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Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel

To the chicks that want to dress like a woman, get breasts like a woman, post ads on Eros like women, then turn around and fight like a man in a bar.............fuck you!

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True recent story:

A girl thought some other girl was badmouthing her and saying she looked like a man, and went ballistic. In her rant, among other things, she stated variations of "I might look like a woman, but I'm a man - I'll fuck that bitch up!!!!"

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Originally Posted by Buddy Wood

Actually I usually don't like these kind of threads or even bother to read them but man...as I guy that spends A LOT of time at the ts bars here in LA - and having just experienced them in NYC - you're really hitting the nail on the head with some of those my man.

I'm not just a pornographer but I've become a psychiatrist to some of the guys I've gotten to know out at the bars here - letting them know why the girls treat them the way they do. "But I thought she liked me dude??"

It's a vicious sad circle and I like to have a few drinks, pass out some cards and dance around it.

But hey if you're smart you know what you're getting into, keep your wits about you and just let them know one way or another that you're above their hustle - it can all be fun and you can meet some great girls. It's always been one of my voyueristic obsessions with hanging out at ts clubs though - watching it all go down.

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I met Bud a few weeks ago, cool muhfucka, really down to Earth and i wanna thank him for replying. I know the shrink routine quite well myself, Flabby & i will often be bombarded at a party by some dude who wants to ask either one of us about some chick that just had their arm around me or him.

As far as this thread, to all the fellas out there reading (minus the obvious tranny posing as a dude; lol that's so Tropic Thunder "I'm the dude, playing the dude, who's pretending to be another dude") I put this up for you gents who would never have the balls to write something like this because some chicks you lust after might be reading it, know you from a session, and call you out on it, which is not what you want.........

To those of you (Danny) who want to add to the thread: BY ALL MEANS go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you guys for that, don't hold back.

let's keep it burning...............

To the chicks that come into your town, who call you half way to their hotel (which is near an airport) and ask you to bring them some McDonalds or Burger King....................fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!

To the girls at the clubs who know you are going to be neither trick nor trade, but brazenly ask you to buy them a drink figuring you'll be too polite to say no.

To the girls who ask you for a ride, tell you to wait a minute outside and then 20 minutes later are walking off with some dude and not even saying goodnight or that they don't need the ride anymore.

To the girls who can't understand why you won't spend money on them just because you're the only guy wearing a label at the club.

To the girls that think they should get paid to have their photos taken to promote them (for free), or think that you should spend hours photoshopping every pic without getting paid for it.

To the girls who don't like the way their pics look...... but it's 100% accurate - that's the way they actually look.

Is there gonna be a separate thread for all the stuff which they do which is actually nice?

To the girls who think that they should get everything for free, but that they should get paid for breathing.

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Originally Posted by Danny partridge

Is there gonna be a separate thread for all the stuff which they do which is actually nice?

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Hell no

To the chicks that KNOW you have a GG girlfriend but STILL leave little things in the car like a comb, hair clip, lee press on nail, etc.......fuck you!!!!!!

To the chicks that get hammered at a bar, get a lift from you to their front door to make sure they don't get raped (because all their tranny friends that shared the cab with them mysteriously left) and see you at another party acting like they don't remember the kind deed............. fuck you!!!!!!

To the chicks that take massive dumps in club/party locations that require the owner/bartender/or security to release a whole can of Febreze to neutralize the odor....................fuck you!!!!!

To the chicks that bring a hammer/mallet/or visegrip in their purse to a party..............fuck you!!!!!!

That's why so many men just pay for sex, it's too much pain in the ass to score with a girl the normal way. You never know what you're gonna get. If you pay for it at least you don't have that problem. That's at least the way I see things and that's why I don't go to clubs or bars just to get in contact with girls. I don't like that shit!

I get pissed when bitches ask to see your dick 10 minutes after meeting you.

I ain't stupid. I know I ain't that muthafukin' charming nor is my dick that magically delicious (well it is but that shyt is besides the point) for a bitch to be asking to see it in front of my friend.

True story. First one babe is walkin' around with her pants unbuttoned and unzipped, then later that night another babe is asking to see my package.

Half way through the night some cat from NY is calling my home girl to have a conversation. When I come to the NYC in October, same bruh needs to set out the freaks.

Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.

Seriously though I feel adept enough to avoid when I am obviously being set up. Life's one big adventure meant to be enjoyed. It actually was a fun night.

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Originally Posted by Danny partridge

Is there gonna be a separate thread for all the stuff which they do which is actually nice?

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Hell no

To the chicks that KNOW you have a GG girlfriend but STILL leave little things in the car like a comb, hair clip, lee press on nail, etc.......fuck you!!!!!!

To the chicks that get hammered at a bar, get a lift from you to their front door to make sure they don't get raped (because all their tranny friends that shared the cab with them mysteriously left) and see you at another party acting like they don't remember the kind deed............. fuck you!!!!!!

To the chicks that take massive dumps in club/party locations that require the owner/bartender/or security to release a whole can of Febreze to neutralize the odor....................fuck you!!!!!

To the chicks that bring a hammer/mallet/or visegrip in their purse to a party..............fuck you!!!!!!

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A hammer/mallet/vise grip to a party? I thought my life was strange, but that's a bit extreme.

There is a set of hand cuffs attached to a pipe in the basement of the strip club I was working at yesterday, and the open cuff is broken. I'm still wondering why that is there, and what had to take place to break a police quality hand cuff. Odd, eh?

:?

P.S. This rant is pointless. Girls are crazy.

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I get pissed when bitches ask to see your dick 10 minutes after meeting you.

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I would tell her I want to see hers....

O.K.

I am not being clear here.

It is a game some transexuals play to see if they can get someone to bite(no pun intended).

Let's play out the scenario.

Girl X asks to see my dick in front of a girl I consider a friend. I whip it out and my friend goes nuts (not in a good way) and suddenly we get a 100 page post here on HA.

Scenario B. I ask to see her cock and then we get a 100 page post but now I am a certified cockhound.

See my point.

While flattering that young ladies want to show off for me or want to ask to see my yarbols, experience and intelligence trump this obvious set up.

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Originally Posted by ed_jaxon

O.K.

I am not being clear here.

It is a game some transexuals play to see if they can get someone to bite(no pun intended).

Let's play out the scenario.

Girl X asks to see my dick in front of a girl I consider a friend. I whip it out and my friend goes nuts (not in a good way) and suddenly we get a 100 page post here on HA.

Scenario B. I ask to see her cock and then we get a 100 page post but now I am a certified cockhound.

See my point.

While flattering that young ladies want to show off for me or want to ask to see my yarbols, experience and intelligence trump this obvious set up.

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You think you have it bad? I'm in love with a girl who won't talk to me at the moment. It's very annoying, but she does that on occasion/constantly.

that's a tough one, damn Ed