I'm just posting to say that I am a Satanic atheist. Ask any and all questions you'd like. I am extremely open, so seriously, anything you want to ask regarding this topic... go for it. I will be sure to answer them all. I shall post more later.
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I'm just posting to say that I am a Satanic atheist. Ask any and all questions you'd like. I am extremely open, so seriously, anything you want to ask regarding this topic... go for it. I will be sure to answer them all. I shall post more later.
will I ever WIN the Connecticut state lotto? ----the truth please ---
I imagine that being "god" is a heck of a jobby ----dude ---you can not have a human heart ---or ---you can't have a heart at all ----you gotta let babies die ----you gotta let teenagers make fatal mistakes ---you gotta let decent people starve ---I see nothing positive -----it's a cruel world ----I'd hate to take responsibility -----tell me positive things ----I doubt they'll balance the neg ---
=T. Not exactly he best way to be welcomed with open arms.
You can not be a "Satanic atheist". Either you're an atheist or Satanic. If you're Satanic you believe in Satan thus a god in your eyes. If you're an atheist you believe in no god.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis1988
That makes you a sensationalist.
Actually, Satanists are atheists. Do a little research on Anton LaVey.Quote:
Originally Posted by ezed
Anton LaVey worships the idea of Satan without actually believing in the being of Satan. To say he is a Satanist is like saying someone who adores the idea of Jesus Christ and follows the ideas of Jesus Christ but doesn’t really believe there was a historical Jesus (or that the historical Jesus wasn’t really the Son of God) is a Christian. Real Christians and real Satanists would regard such brews as rather weak teas.
There are as many different types of Satanists as there are Christians. The tea may be weak, but it's still tea.Quote:
Originally Posted by trish
Satan was an angel of god, created by him and cast from heaven. A religious concept. Thus if you believe in Satan you believe in god. Thus not an atheist. Anton LaVey is is human like you and I, and a blow hard like myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilTwin
If you want to be know as evil, say so. Don't invoke the name or legend of Satan unless you don't want to be known as an atheist.
You can't have your (very very) hot apple pie and eat it too.
Anton LaVey, was a closet broom fucker and not worthy of research. And I'm sure he would say the same of me.
"satan" in itself is just a word that means "the accuser" in hebrew.
I dunno ---I think Satanism reads very well ---
yeah deeeed i just got that new ozzy album too.......dont fergit everthin down there tastes like tofu....
:oops: I'd like your opinion on something that has been bothering me for some time mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis1988
Which two small animals would these be? Stoat & Goat, or your mum and my rotti?
Vice is nice, but bestiality is best.
Now, in my search for enlightenment, I would like you to help me in my quest.
My problem is this, how would the good satanist describe the following act, and under which particular sub-paragraph of the Ten Commandments would it be in breach:
Having sex with a female goat that I'm desperately in love with.
My problem, is that it can't be sodomy, because the goat is female; it might be bestiality, because I'm having sex with a beast, however, doing so would make me a 'beast' in the pejorative term, and thus, it would no longer be such, but of course that leaves us with devil worshiping (cos I love my goat - not to be confused with E-Goat) as the goat is representative of the devil (wot with his horns). Then again, seeing as I believe in my Goat, I can't be an unbeliever can I?
So, which is it? Devil Worship, Bestiality, Sodomy, Heathenism or a combination of all four. If, as I suppose, it is a combination of all four, what is a: my new title (seeing as it is not merely 'sodomite', 'heathen', 'bestialist' or 'devil worshipper')?
I am horny, on the horns of a dilemma, and somewhat stuck to the rear at this time.
I rather fancy 'Worshipper of the Beast on the Sodden Heath', though I greatly value the judgment of satan through your righteous self in this matter.
Looking forward to your considered reply.
Billy Beasty Boy
now i do love me some cabrit frit..the haitian car wash/restaurant will sell you a huge dinnder plate complete with di ris avec pois,banane,salade,for $8.00..easily two meals...
DUDE --i DUNNO ---whoops ---check out the satanic laws ---satan lives for indulgence --rather than abstinence ----satan exists for YOU --whilst other gods exsist for ....their own selves ----god is selfish ----NO not shellfish ----selfish ---you silly fooka
I'd further have sax with a goat --than an alter boy ---yes --yes I would
ya believe in zombies??? ---cool --you're right for a christian
Jesus was concieved without (human) semen ---and Noah lived for 950 years ---according to scripture ---125 years to build a fecking vessel ---fookin unbeLIEvable
i'm not sure what calender they were using in that ol' testament...
i cant comprehend these 'satan worshippers' at all...if satan does exist and hell is a real place i cant imagine it being like a holiday camp! for fuck sake people how does hell appeal to u? choice to be in heavenly paradise with pure love and extacy with God or with satan in hell with severe torture and hate.....mmmmmmmmm
This thread seems like a lame attention getting
ploy. As if Satanism or Atheism were shocking.
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:roll: A Satanic atheist? Now there's an oxymoron. True Atheists do not believe in the supernatural at all. You're a mystic, not an Atheist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis1988
Satanists are not Atheists, they merely reject God. To an Atheist, there is no God to reject. Know the difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilTwin
I promise you that Satanism has nothing to do with being "evil." You're defining Satan only by the Christian definition of the being. To the Spiritual Satanist (a belief system that predates Christianity), he is a very real being to be worshipped. A LaVeyan Satanist (myself) reveres the Satanic imagery more in opposition to Christianity's hypocritical rules system than as a deity or idol.Quote:
Originally Posted by ezed
Yes, do you know much about quantum physics? What do you think about super positioning of electrons?
Jesus Christ Genisis 1988, it took you a year to formulate that response?Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis1988
Where ya been?
It's well known now Satan is a dejected old man, as his only begotton son "Hellboy" turned to a life of good rejecting his father's intervention .... with of all things... a ham of a fist and a belly full of beer. A LaVeyan saw the movie and left half way through saying he was taking a piss, thus avoiding a bevy of two goth clad reporters, hoping to get a comment.
I'll look for your response in June 2009.
Nothing! I've been too busy following the ins and outs of the Satan family. Far more interesting than the Hogans.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Nino
A Laveyan Satanist :roll: once wrote:
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...the Spiritual Satanist (a belief system that predates Christianity)...
Apparently a Laveyan Satanist has little in common with the Spiritual Satanist's whose pre-Christian reverie was NOT defined in opposition to Christianity's hypocritical rule system. Indeed it seems that to assert his "religious" identity, the Leveyan NEEDS the Christian moral code more than the Christians do. :)Quote:
A LaVeyan Satanist (myself) reveres the Satanic imagery more in opposition to Christianity's hypocritical rules system...
ROFLMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by ezed
Nice EZ.
BTW Yankees 1-Red Sox 0, Joba and Josh were great tonight.
Fuck God?
I fucked God once. Satan too. Neither were any big deal. Lucifer's a spitter & gags too easy. God felt like sloppy seconds. Needs some sphincter exercises.
Anyway: I decided to fire up my own church. When I'm God, my first priority will be to ressurrect Soddom & Gomorrah.
Yeah, we got killed today also. We got some problems to work through. Don't blow your load too early, it's only July.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oli
And since this is the "Fuck God" thread, in the spirit of the thread the Red Sox take God, the Yankees can have Satan.
Well, it was Sox management that labeled the Yanks "The Evil Empire", so I think the choice was implicit. :twisted:Quote:
Originally Posted by ezed
dudes....sweetleaf by sabbath.....dudes.....
I'm an atheist, but saying "Fuck Gods" makes you sound kind of childish. It gives a bad image to atheism.
Wow, Genesis...
Being Satanic and an Atheist at the same time, you must be really busy