do u have pics from girls with absolutly Monstercocks?
Greetings
Schmidti :shock:
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do u have pics from girls with absolutly Monstercocks?
Greetings
Schmidti :shock:
hey j great answer!!!
thanks for your powerplay!
in german means that .. DU bist ein geistiger Tiefflieger! :D :D :D
oder Küss mir den Pöter du Knalltüte :D
Schmidti :shock:
J, man, you crack me up sometimes! But you're not being very nice to poor schmidti.
Seriously schmidt, welcome aboard. Do a search like stephen says and you'll find lots of stuff. And take it easy on the smileys.
Auf deutsch:
J, mein Freund, Sie bilden mich Lachen manchmal! Aber Sie sind nicht zu Schmidti sehr nett. Ernsthaft schmidti, Willkommen zu unserem Haus. Suche wie Stephen hat gesagt und Sie finden Lose Material. Und nehmen Sie es einfach auf den smiley.
here ya go :wink:
I can't speak German, J. I just used Babelfish (a useful tool). Heil right back at you man!
Reminds me a little of a Seinfeld routine on two different kinds of Heil (Heil, yeah, heil man, can I have the last jelly donut?) and the Fawlty Towers episode The Germans where Basil keeps mentioning the war even when he takes some German guests orders (A prawn Goebbels and a Colditz salad) until they start crying.
Basil: Is something wrong?
German guest: Will you please stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me? You started it.
German guest: We did not.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland!
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No offence meant, schmidti. Welcome aboard. Although it be nice if we can all stick to English.
Shhhhhh! Don't mention the war!
Holy shit, was that chick's balls REAL?
Man, it must hurt to wear tight pants AND have a boner.
Translates roughly as : "Get thee 6 feet under damn German, you should be killed including all of your ilk"Quote:
Originally Posted by J
Yes, I can read Yiddisch. For having uttered that statement you deserve to be barred permanently from this site, it's what's called incitement to racial hatred J. And on the very day of the Sebrenica Mass Murder verdict.
I believe you also wrote:
"lately though theres pure venom on the board, pure hate with empty internet threats,... for the sheer purpose of a mutual enemy, etc....or a desire by many to counter the hate by supplying non relevant and moronic posting patterns which i feel doesnt actually tame the hate..."
By the way, I'm a German and a Jew.
@ J :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Adolf...... i smile about you! :D :D :D
Maybe you drive a mercedes a BMW or an VW an Adolf Car?
you are a very funny little boy :D :D :D
You are a real laughingstock :D :D
yea and Schmidti, for f...s sake go easy on those smileys! Enough already!
Apologies accepted J. Now let's get back to big dicked girls
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I've no doubt that this picture came from ha in the first place, but for the purposes of getting this thread back to girls with monster dicks, here you go...
How about tranny Linda and her big dickie. It is like a tent pole, gotta be 10 inches plus
You could not get this puppy beyond your gag reflex point
WOW THAT'S AMAZING! IT'S LIKE WHEN SHE GETS EXCITED, ALL OF HER BODILY FLUIDS RUSH TO HER COCK!!!! LEAVING HER SHRUNKIN AND DRAWN.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf
Naomi, AHHHHHHH, Naomi
I don't have a picture unfortuantely but there is a girl in San Diego goes by Michelle (she has also lived in LA at times) who has a monster cock. Look her up sometime.
Another very hung girl that I would like to get hold of again is named Sondra she used to work Show Center in NYC. Nicest girl you could ever meet.
why would you post those pictures of sebastian bach from skid row here on HA????dude must have had a little too much booze.
The girl I posted about previously has an ad up on craigslist, if anyone is interested. As a disclaimer the pictures are right but the phone number is different from the one I used to know so I am not making any guarantees.
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ers/301486462.html
big and juicy..... :wink: :) :P
large and in charge :o :) :( 8)
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/big_dick2_165.jpg
What's wrong with her asshole? It looks like a bullet wound.
the girl in 004bigup.jpg is what I'm talking about. :oops:
love the look.....
you call this little thing a monster cock?Quote:
Originally Posted by Thor57
sorry, my bad!
try these instead!
better?
WOOW....
Amber Leigh
Julia Jones
Again Julia Jones
Biggest I have photographed.
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ucking fantasies.... :P :lol: :D
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yeah, yeah, yeah
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:lol: :wink: :arrow: