If you are a midget-amputee-transgender-ex-coal-miner-mother-father-sales-manager-veteran-beggar...oh yes, I love you more than anyone has ever loved you and will work for you more than anyone in the history of ever - I mean there's been people...but not like anyone since...maybe there's someone who liked cake too - even apple pie, but they never believed in apples like I do...like I believe in you - I can promise you that, believe me.
What - that was a dude? Fake news! I'll leave this to Mike