I'm gonna save this one in a text file so I can reuse it.

Trixi, if the whole escorting thing doesn't work out I think you would make a great writer.

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Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford

What's with you guys and putting an e on the end of my name?
I've been through an entire criminal trial referred to as a similar name to my own because the stupid cops couldn't look at a word on my non-driver ID and spell it right a second later, so I'm like, really guys ???
Don't be as dumb as the cops.
Making me conform to their legal ramifimuthafuckincations and whatnot and they can't even spell my legal name right by two letters when they copied it off the papers the card I have to carry to legally be considered a real person.
I just took down my Facebook under that name!

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I stand corrected too, lady Trixi!

And be as self-centered as you want: it's fun for us and it's good for your soul! :)

Well, I already am a writer, sweetie, and the escorting thing is working out, so I guess I'll do both!

If you mean that I should get paid for my writing, I'd say I already do. ;)

Sorry RobertLouis, but I accidentally downvoted your post on the last page the same way I did Dan's on page 3.

So should I jump into your scotch thread and start talking about sex? :p

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Originally Posted by Prospero

Ahem. Well lady you have a hardier constitution than me . Two days with no sleep, drink and drugs and I would just be gabbling or gibbering power to you Trixi

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Hey, pot's not a drug! :p

And yeah, I just got five hours of sleep, woke up to pee and was stupid enough to check my email, so now I'm wide awake and typing again.

Well according to the law in some places pot IS a drug.... it is certainly an intoxicant of a sort...

Trixi do you consume with a vape, bong or blunts?

Ummmmm depends...

If there are ten heads in a room to smoke down there is no substitute for a blunt. I roll a mean one , too. I like some cherry wraps, but I'll break out a sharp and shell a dutch if I need to.

A bong is for taking a couple rips and leaving the house before the buzz really sets in. I broke the big one yesterday because the superglue let go, but it's in two clean pieces from when I broke it in the winter, but it'll ride again. We're working on getting some grade A glue off these kids we know.

Bongs can be a real pain in the ass when (they're in your ass! :D ) the gas guy comes to read the meter. (Especially when they're in your ass an the gas guy comes to read the meter)

Vapes are...I don't have one. I like them, and I'd keep one at my desk, but I haven't gotten around to getting one. Actually, if I did, I'd get one that looks like an e-cig. My friend has one for honey oil, and it's just a lovely little thing.

Mostly though I have a glass pipe that I picked out because it's thick and less likely to break in my purse than more ornate ones, and that's my little buttplug-lookin friend. I'd still like a few others to keep in different rooms, but that's my main pipe right now. I thought it was gonna have pink in it when I bought it, but it colored out like DMT visions.

I smoke good enough weed that I can just pack that with right ground bright green and just get a puff or two now and then, but I also just really love the taste of good pot so I tend to burn down more than I need to.

Sometimes I smoke a whole blunt to myself, though, just for decadence's sake.

Have you ever seen a glass gravity bong? I don't think it exists (and yeah, I could google it but I'm making conversation) but, it seems like with the proper application of rubber, that it could get you really high, but not be made of a soda bottle and a pitcher. Put a hole for a slide on top of it, instead of a plastic soda bottle cap and it seems like it would be a winner.

Trixi, I just fell on this one for you... ;)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.n...00789231_n.jpg

Hahahaha.

Not inaccurate, but usually not a shoe :)