chefmike is just another form of entertainment - just like trish and the hippy
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chefmike is just another form of entertainment - just like trish and the hippy
Funny, you don't seem to be entertained. You're always yelling, shouting and all in a rage by the entertaining things we say. I think you're lying. You know God doesn't like when you lie. You actually find us rather intimidating. Admit it, you cutsey little dinky dick. God's listening.
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I laugh so hard at you guys I get cramps!!! Just because I enjoy the humor of the Eric Cartman character, I can imagine him saying my posts. You guys are so blind its great!
Most people are laughing AT Cartman, not with him. That's why he doesn't have any real friends. Of course, someone lacking even a basic level of intelligence, like yourself, doesn't get the real genius behind S.P..Quote:
Originally Posted by q1a2z3
Butters: Fuck him up, Wendy!
[Cartman finally tosses Wendy off him and throws a punch at her, but she punches faster, making him miss. She then punches him on the right temple, and Cartman wobbles a bit. As he recovers, Wendy delivers the finishing blow: a fierce right cross that turns Cartman's head around and sends his body flying. The scene is frozen in time and the various reactions are shown: Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and Jimmy are cheering Wendy on. Jimmy has his right crutch up in the air. Butters is swooning while the boys around him just watch the fight. The camera speeds up and Cartman falls to the ground, losing a tooth. Wendy kicks him a few times for good measure. She runs out of strength, staggers backwards, and drops down on her ass, exhausted.]
Mr. Mackey: [just arriving] Wendy?
Wendy: [catches her breath and finally looks back at Mr. Mackey] I'm finished! [gets up and walks away. The girls look at her with astonishment]
Mr. Mackey: Eh somebod - somebody call the principal! [Cartman gets up, sniffling. Some of the kids begin to leave. Cartman looks around]
Cartman: [demoralized] You don't have to say anything. I know how it is. I'm no longer the cool kid. Now you all think I'm a fahahahahahag. [begins to wail] My school life is over 'cause now all the guys don't think I'm coooohoohoohoohoohooooool. [wails some more]
Stan: Dude, we never thought you were cool.
Cartman: That's not true. You're just saying that.
Kyle: No, really. We've always thought you suck.
Jimmy: Yeah, nothing's changed. Our opinion of you can't possible go any lower.
Cartman: You're all just saying that to make me feel better.
Craig: No, it's true. We've always hated you.
Butters: Wuyeah.
Cartman: Don't try and make me feel better, you guys, it isn't... Wait, wait a minute. Why would you guys be saying stuff to make me feel better? Unless... unless you do think I'm cool. [the guys look at each other, sure that Cartman misunderstood them]
Craig: What?
Cartman: [seeing a positive side to this somehow] If you're all trying to make me feel better, then you must still like me. Oh, oh phew! Oh, you had me so worried about what you guys were gonna think of me getting beat up by a girl and... it turns out you think I'm cool no matter what. Oh, oh, oh God, what a relief! [jumps up and clicks his feet up in the air] Oh, yay! [jumps up again]
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/188250
I have read some of ChefMikes previous posts. His stipulations and observations are often proven later to be incorrect and his "sources" often do not completly back up his reasoning. Sometimes a careful reading of his "sources" often directly contradict his postings.
That said, I admire his willingness to take a stand on issues.
Care to be more specific?Quote:
Originally Posted by buckjohnson
Even remotely?
Perhaps some examples/links and your erudite opinions re how "His stipulations and observations are often proven later to be incorrect and his "sources" often do not completly back up his reasoning...."
So while we're waiting for you to provide some facts as opposed to fantasy Beavis, er Buck....
Let's cut to the chase, pilgrim.
You bumped a thread and stuck your know-nothing noob nose where it didn't belong....in the general discussion area...to wit, nitwit:
http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...7690&start=120
As a result of your obnoxious, unwarranted, and ill-informed intrusion into an already insufferably idiotic thread(which predictably backfired on the OP) I was understandably compelled to inform you of what a clueless jackass that you are....so here we are again.... dipshit...go rack up your numbnut noob post count elsewhere...because you're boring me, beavis...
Mike:
I am not a "threadhound" so enlighten me on some of you inside the beltway words. While you are at it, since I am not an adolescent anymore and I grew out of juvenile name calling, and in a polite society and conversation, folks should know what lang the other person is speaking, I ask for some clarification. What is a "bump” and "numbnut noob"?
Mike:
As a result of your obnoxious, unwarranted, and ill-informed intrusion into an already insufferably idiotic thread(which predictably backfired on the OP
I agree that the thread backfired on the orig poster. However I am hardly ill-informed and commenting on a open forum is hardly can harly be called "intrusion". Please reread what I posted. A sane and honest re-reading can only come up with the conclusion that it was not an intrusion nor ill-informed.
Examples?Quote:
Originally Posted by buckjohnson
Perhaps something from you besides the kind of subjective and baseless BS that I just quoted....