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[quote="TheOne1"]Well, fair enough. I do remember numerous times, swaying back in forth in a bathroom watching the wall paper turn into heiroglyphics and thinking to myself:Quote:
Originally Posted by hondarobot
"I should probably sit down. . ."
So yes, I have also sat to pee on occasion.
So there.
bro..i was only kiddin about the peeing sittin down part....
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heh. No offense taken. I honestly did go to school wearing a dress once, and I have on occasion sat down to pee. I use to have waaaaay too much chemical fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOne1
Everyone is taking everything so damn seriously lately, it's just weird. My crazy stories are pretty weird themself, but 100% true, and I've never meant to offend anyone here (unless I was fighting trolls).
So Lets All Calm Down and just have fun again.
Oh, and J, you have been thread jacked. Bam :!:
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Stop right there. LMAO. I'm beginning to think that you're playing stupid on purpose.Quote:
Originally Posted by J
The first crusade saw Christians coming to beat down on the Muslims for stealing Jerusalem under Caliph al-Khattab. It was Islam, in 638 that came into Jerusalem in the name of "Allah". Judaism existed LONG before Muhammed was even born... and it existed in ISRAEL. Muhammed went around town claiming to be a prophet, the Jews said "Get your bitch ass out of here".
So Muhammed went into ancient Arabia and began conscripting retards. Muhammed's own tribe told him stop preaching that nonsense because you're making yourself and us look stupid. Muhammed refused, his tribe kicked his ass out. Muhammed went then to Egypt/Ethiopia where a King Al-Negashi, A CHRISTIAN, gave him asylum.
The Jews in the region refused to live in what would have been the "First Islamic State", with guess who as King and prophet? "Muhammed" .... which meant they didn't accept the Islamic version of God. Muhammed got Butthurt and riled up his band of retards to conquer Medina and then Jerusalem. They also stopped praying toward Jerusalem and now to Mecca.
The first crusade was to RECAPTURE Jerusalem.
Why all this? Because the Jews, mainly, refused Muhammed as King or prophet... for no other reason than "Leave us alone to practice our faith". Muhammed said the liberal thing to say, "That's racist!"
The crusades were all necessary. From Jerusalem to Richard "I dare you to touch my cross, bitch" Lionheart. From Muhammed to El Cid.
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now theyre the moderates...
Damn straight! We've done all the killing we've done. Christianity and Judaism created the west. We've taught "turn the other cheek" and "love thy enemy" before it was written into any western law or doctrine.
While Islam is still forcing women into headscarves, practicing forced conversions and getting butthurt over cartoons, it is the Judeo-Christian west that has advanced society forward and into flight, space, internet, medicine and art. Look at what our system produces and look at what there's produces. The west is the righteous.
You have the right to speak in Judeo-Christian society. You have the right to curse god, curse political leaders, curse your mom and dad, curse the bible, koran and torah..... not only without facing death, but also without facing economic sanction and health. They don't do that in Iran.
If you were in Iran, right now, speaking against political/religious leaders, muhammed or the koran you'd be branded "Dhimmi" and taxed all to hell and face being ostracized for falling out of line with guess what? The Islamic "Community" (theres that word again)
Our way is better.
first of all Mohammed started his ministy in Arabia.
Second of all the Romans had driven the jews out of Judea LONG before the muslims came. They also built a church where the Temple had been, after they built a pagan temple there.
Third for most of the last two millennia Jews were SAFER in the Islamic world than in europe, and that will become true again as soon as the Palestinian issue is settled.
Fourth actually read the effing Qu'an and Hadiths to find out about the religion.
last I am gland you looked up which Kalifah captured Jerusalem. But saddened that you portrayed the province as having been populated by jews Immediately before then. Goo ol roman white people are the ones that scattered the Jews. Not the Arabs.
To sleepy to dispute the socialist lies of Islam. Mohammed first tried to lie to the jews in the land of Jews.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrendaQG
LOL. Typical MusLIEm distortion. I said ISRAEL. Not Egypt, NOT ethiopia, NOT "Judea" as a whole............ ISRAEL. Most of your Islamo-facists bullshit rests on that lie..... Muhammed, the father of your lies, wasnt even born with your own framework or framework of lies, you lieing liar. The Jews were in Israel long before you can even lie. The internet is a haven against the lies of Islam. Word! The Jews were there first. Challenge that fact, devil-worshipper.Quote:
Second of all the Romans had driven the jews out of Judea LONG before the muslims came. They also built a church where the Temple had been, after they built a pagan temple there.
What came first? The Jews of Israel or Muhammed and his retard band of idiots claim to Jerusalem?
If by "safer", you mean "Dhimmi" or equivalent. You're stupid.Quote:
third for most of the last two millennia Jews were SAFER in the Islamic world than in europe, and that will become true again as soon as the Palestinian issue is settled.
Jews, throughout post-ancient egyptian-Islamic history and to this day, are look on as "Dhimmi". Because Islam is the great opressor. Just look at your women.
Now you dispute historical records? On what grounds? Let me guess...... the Jews didnt like Muhammed becauseQuote:
Fourth actually read the effing Qu'an and Hadiths to find out about the religion.
last I am gland you looked up which Kalifah captured Jerusalem. But saddened that you portrayed the province as having been populated by jews Immediately before then. Goo ol roman white people are the ones that scattered the Jews. Not the Arabs.
A: He preached sex with 13 year olds
B: Convert them by swords
C: They're racists!
LMAO!!!!
Blame the romans= blame whitey. You guys are stuck in the stone age of "Believe in Muhammed or else" and forced conversions!
Stay in your stone age.
Let the West move Beyond!!!
Tfan. You can say what you want. These are the facts for the benefit of any and all who come here.
First. I assert as well as most historians Jerusalem and the temple were destroyed long before the birth of islam. As proof.
Wikipedia:destruction of Jerusalem 70AD
Second I assert that the jews did revolt against the Romans and were scattered to the four winds with their defeat by the Romans.
Wikipedia:Bar Kokhba's revolt 130's AD
Last but not least most every historian ackowledges that the Judeans gave the Romans Hell. They did not loose because they did not fight hard. They lost because the Romans, at the height of their Imperial power, fought smart.
Simon bar Kokhba
"This was a costly victory for Rome, and Emperor Hadrian, when reporting to the Roman Senate, did not begin with the customary greeting: "I and my army are well", and refused a triumphant entrance, the only recorded instance in history where this was the case. In the aftermath of the war, Emperor Hadrian renamed the province of Judaea as Syria Palaestina, named for the Philistines, in order to humiliate the Jewish population by naming it after their ancient enemies. The name persists to this day as Palestine."
Last but not least I really have to laugh at being called an "Islamofaschist" You do realize I am an exotic entertainer? Right?
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Originally Posted by BrendaQG
So you don't deny the jews were in Israel LONG before Islam was ever fabricated.
At least you admit the truth.
So you admit; the Jews were forcibly removed. Just like Iran, Ahmedinejad and most of the Arab/Muslim world want to do. :lol:Quote:
Second I assert that the jews did revolt against the Romans and were scattered to the four winds with their defeat by the Romans.
Wikipedia:Bar Kokhba's revolt 130's AD
At least you admit the truth.
So you mean the Jews lost Israel in a war, fair and square?Quote:
Last but not least most every historian ackowledges that the Judeans gave the Romans Hell. They did not loose because they did not fight hard. They lost because the Romans, at the height of their Imperial power, fought smart.
Simon bar Kokhba
Just like the Arab's lost Israel in the Israeli/Arab war of 1948?
LOL. Do I detect the smell of the traditional Muslim double standard?
It's ok if the Jews lost Israel in a war with the Romans. But if Islam loses Israel in a war, then it's Jihad?
Now I think I understand you perfectly.
A profession that'd have you hung up and strung up in the Arab world. You can thank our Christian Forefathers for your right to be.Quote:
Last but not least I really have to laugh at being called an "Islamofaschist" You do realize I am an exotic entertainer? Right?
I'll close with my fantastic quote-
It's ok if the Jews lost Israel in a war with the Romans. But if Islam loses Israel in a war, then it's Jihad?
The history of the middle east is long and complicated. In a nutshell the reason why a palestinain state was not created was because of the notion of Pan Arabism and the concept of the Caliphate. The Caliphate is a pan Islamic state. Basically Imagine what it would be like to have had the vatican rule all of Catholic europe. The Arabs wanted to unifiy into a huge state. This almost happened a couple of times... but it never really worked out.
The right of conquest is a valid way to capture a state however it is not always practical to conquere a larger and faster growing population. Furthermore it is not always right for the strong to do as they will. I mean doe the fact the the Wermacht kicked the red army's ass give the Germans the legit right to drive off all the "inferior" people they found in Russia? Or to do anything else they wanted to do? HELL NO. Those things were wrong just as it is wrong for Israel to use it's millitary muscle to oppress a population of size equal to it's own and faster growing.
Right now the Palestinians are stateless people living in utter poverty. How can there be peace when there is such a vast imbalance between people living so close together? Should the Palestinians just Curl up and die.
Oh and @ Vicky Richter and people who think like her about Islam.
How much of the Quran have you read? I mean do you know of what you speak or are you equating the entire religion with some particular assholes who claim to practice it?
It's very simple, actually... though you will attempt, again, to cloud, cast doubt and imply malfeasance when it comes to the rightful ownership of Israel, both legally and religiously. It's called "Psychological warfare" and I'll give you credit, it is very effective against the guilty white liberal in this country.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrendaQG
Actually, withholding Israel, Arabs have the right, right now to form another Caliphate. It is the militant INSISTENCE, that the Jews abandon their legal right, Israel, that we're fighting over today just as we were 60 years ago and 1400 years ago. There isn't a caliphate, simply put, because not all Arabs want one because Arabs, in spite of their short comings, are actually intelligent. Not all Muslims want to live in a taliban like state and not all Arab's want to live in a westernized Arab state.Quote:
In a nutshell the reason why a palestinain state was not created was because of the notion of Pan Arabism and the concept of the Caliphate. The Caliphate is a pan Islamic state. Basically Imagine what it would be like to have had the vatican rule all of Catholic europe. The Arabs wanted to unifiy into a huge state. This almost happened a couple of times... but it never really worked out.
So their will never be a true Caliphate.
Let's not forget, Israel didn't use it's "military muscle" to attack it's neighbors. Israel's neighbors (all of em) attacked ISRAEL.... Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Egypt and Lebanon attacked Israel, FIRST in 1948 and you guys lost. Almost from the day it was reborn, Israel was attacked by muslims. But even before that, the Mufti (A pro-Nazi arab leader) was riling idiots against the Jews.Quote:
The right of conquest is a valid way to capture a state however it is not always practical to conquere a larger and faster growing population. Furthermore it is not always right for the strong to do as they will. I mean doe the fact the the Wermacht kicked the red army's ass give the Germans the legit right to drive off all the "inferior" people they found in Russia? Or to do anything else they wanted to do? HELL NO. Those things were wrong just as it is wrong for Israel to use it's millitary muscle to oppress a population of size equal to it's own and faster growing.
Don't talk about who's right and who's wrong because the facts prove you are wrong, no matter what approach you take to the topic.
If you want to argue that the Jews were forced out of Israel by the Romans fine. But I'm going to counter that the Muslims lost Israel to the Jews in the same manner. You can't argue from both sides. Either it's ok to take land by conquest or it's not. The Jews were in Israel before Muhammeds daddy's daddy was even a gleem in his great grandfathers eyes. It belongs to them. If you justify their removal by the romans then you justify conquest.
And by justifying conquest you justify the current state of Israel.
If you say conquest is wrong, then the Romans were wrong and Israel still belongs to the jews.
No they are human beings. They should not curl up and die. They should stop believing the brainwash that the PLO and Hezbollah are feeding them and move forward with real peace efforts.... It's what the Israeli's have wanted. Hell, they made large land concessions in 2000 for that purpose.... but guess what? You're guys failed to keep their word and the Israelis had to call the repo-man on the land.Quote:
Right now the Palestinians are stateless people living in utter poverty. How can there be peace when there is such a vast imbalance between people living so close together? Should the Palestinians just Curl up and die.
You want to blame someone for Palestinian failure? Blame the thugs that you allow to roam freely throughoutt Palestine and blame the palestinians for allowing that them to get away with it.