Agreed! But it was Trish that started it, Mister! Honest, it wasn't me, Sir!
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Hmmm... but I choked on my thin arrowroot biscuit and couldn't drink anymore of my Lapsang Souchon... so please be more genteel with our sensibilities.
I assure you no model was harmed during the making of this caption....well only one...and he deserved it.
We agree to be good boys and girls
Excellent... let's all be nice now... with pictures like this
Oh god... they're underage pussies though.
No more pussy for you Prospero!
I do like the word 'reciprocity'
Question time
This theme follows an idea that I'm beginning see all over the place, on Twitter, Fetlife and now here. The ladies are tired of seeing guys' dick pics (just a photo of an erect dick all by itself) used as avatars or tweeted to them. I think the message is quite clear now and I hope everyone gets it. Just sayin...
I'm not sure that Trish was sending us a serious message DF... just messin' with us I think. But i could be wrong.
I promised to go down on Trishs' asshole like a hobo goes down on a ham sandwich, and I always keep my promises, but I think that in light of recent developments, I would have to keep one eye open at all times, and insure that no sharp objects were close at hand. That Trish is a complicated chick............
Perhaps we DO need to take it seriously....
Don't be scared. It's just little ol' me. Why there ain't nothing behind my back...I promise ;)
Warning: the weak of will should not view the following caption.
One for the weekend (with apologies to Liberty Harkness...hope she doesn't mind the appropriation).
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Such cruel visions of Masters and Mistresses! We would never do such things.
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Sit inspectoris cavete
Nice kitty, obviously happy and free enough to frolic. She must love her Master and Mistress dearly. Clients on the the hand can be quite cruel, look at what robertlouis does to his "dates" -> http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/sho...0&postcount=25
On the subject of food
We (Mistresses and Masters) only ever seek to provide healthful administrations: good for whatever ails you:
Not many vitamins (some vitamen C) mainly fructose, water, citric acid, some proteins, few enzymes and zinc. Only about 5 cal per teaspoon and if you are lucky 500 million littlespermatozoa.
But still good for you.
Obscure references - but must break free from Trish's hold :)
Whats good for me?
Enough said.
Short and to the point
Video games are bad for you.
Talking of gladiators.. this is more to my taste....
one for the Marquis E
Another penetrating and epigrammatic contribution
'Tis the day.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.