So a woman walks over to me at a bar and whispers in my ear, " for $500 I will do whatever you want". I look at her for a moment and then reply "bitch, paint my house!" -- Chris Rock
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So a woman walks over to me at a bar and whispers in my ear, " for $500 I will do whatever you want". I look at her for a moment and then reply "bitch, paint my house!" -- Chris Rock
I didn't want to say anything, but could you "Brits" please speak a little better English? Sometimes I miss your "Humour" ...We beat you in two wars and saved your butt in a third, ..... so I don't think my request is too out of line. Thank You.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammiValentine
Well maybe if you grow up you would understand what i am saying since post 1.... You put too much importance in labeling me as someone who likes money too much you and the rest of the other little boys. It's not right.Quote:
Originally Posted by loveboof
As if you don't. If a woman was a billionaire and loves you and tells you she'll support you with the freedom to work, or do whatever you want to do in your life. I guarantee you'd take it.
These guys play dumb, the saying goes put yourself in someone's shoes and maybe you will understand, circumstances don't evolve around your personal circumstances.
You guys are just selfish.
lol. Of course you don't get our humour - you're thick as pig shit! That has nothing to do with nationalities (you'd be borderline retarded in England too)Quote:
Originally Posted by buttslinger
It is not illegal to get paid to Dance, Entertain, get nude, make a video, In most states masturbate.
A cop
Would never touch you in the breast, butt, or you genitals that's entrapment with the exception of Nevada.
They cannot force you do anything illegal, or they are being involved in lawful lewd act.
If let's say your dancing and he starts touching you in you breast, and your genitals, or he takes his pants of exposing himself. He is no cop, if he is, he is off duty.
In the court, if you are scheduled for court and you decide to fight it, and they have no evidence of you soliciting money for sex they have no other option but to drop it.
Plus women with the salary like me or more could afford a lawyer. If we are ever put int hat situation, word are chosen most clients are screened.
Also cops don't seem to bother high end escorts, a cop friend of mine tells me its harder to convict someone that is able to pay as oppose to someone who they believe would just plead guilty and pay the fines.
The ladies can charge anything they want. I would never spend any money for an escort. I would rather beat my meat until all the skin falls off before I do that.
Well obviously you do need to grow up a bit - that's why you've been saying things about my mother teaching me to read (etc). But actually what I really meant was that as you get older your priorities may change...Quote:
Originally Posted by EvonRose
I don't know what I'd do in your example, but there is a massive difference. Even if I got with that rich older lady, that would not be what I am actively seeking in a relationship. I don't care about a girl's finances - because ultimately that stuff doesn't matter!
You are a very pretty girl Evon, and I'm sure that in person you're a total sweetheart, but from the few little discussions I've had with you I find it hard to accept you as an intelligent & mature woman. We can all be immature or silly sometimes, but that is not the same as the way you handle yourself on here. You act like a spoilt little princess who is only used to people fawning over her. Not an attractive quality.
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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but in Britain prostitution is not actually illegal. ? (I know brothels are illegal)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Rhodes
its not humour, its a very very common expression, "is the glass half empty, or half full" , it is used to explain how people perceive things....... obviously with your insane "math" you view the glass as full, well no, overflowing.....Quote:
Originally Posted by buttslinger
If I crack a joke I will remember to remind you to laugh ;-)
hahaha good call!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Rhodes
or maybe it was Basil... do you have a brother ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Rhodes