Lurkers are such losers

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Originally Posted by BigDF

I bet that's embarrassing as hell for any of your older female relatives(Mom, Grandmother, Aunt) whenever they stop by.:dancing:

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ROFLMBAO good one.

While sexual PM's can get redundant, I rather them than hate mail any day.

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Originally Posted by Debra

That's why I always leave the curtains wide open. Enjoy the show.

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I have to use a satellite, GPS AND Google Earth, Debra.

But it's well worth the effort. :dancing:

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

I have to use a satellite, GPS AND Google Earth, Debra.

But it's well worth the effort. :dancing:

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I always dress and undress in front of the window and I use 2 big spotlights. And I sunbathe naked in the back yard. So you can't miss me.:)

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Originally Posted by Debra

I always dress and undress in front of the window and I use 2 big spotlights. And I sunbathe naked in the back yard. So you can't miss me.:)

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I know. The Great Wall of China and your tits, Debra - the two (three? :dancing: ) finest human achievements to be seen from space.

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

I know. The Great Wall of China and your tits, Debra - the two (three? :dancing: ) finest human achievements to be seen from space.

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Only my tits? I thought we were friends. My ass is a much deeper subject to penetrate, and I am very proud of my.....well you obviously didn't notice anyway.:whistle:

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Originally Posted by Debra

Only my tits? I thought we were friends. My ass is a much deeper subject to penetrate, and I am very proud of my.....well you obviously didn't notice anyway.:whistle:

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:confused: But unless you're a spectacular contortionist (which I'm happy to explore further :geek: ) it would be hard to see your perfect orbs and your rear peaches at the same time anyway.

And as for your ass being a deeper subject to penetrate, well, I'd like to explore that further too...... :wiggle:

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

:confused: But unless you're a spectacular contortionist (which I'm happy to explore further :geek: ) it would be hard to see your perfect orbs and your rear peaches at the same time anyway.

And as for your ass being a deeper subject to penetrate, well, I'd like to explore that further too...... :wiggle:

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I am not a cardboard cut-out. I never show one side only when in front of the window. I do turn around when I bend over to remove my....clothing. And when sunbathing, I do turn over quite often. My ass is bigger than my tits, so they can't be missed. I don't think you watch me at all. You are folling me

I love to explore. I drive a Ford Explorer. Blue.

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Originally Posted by Debra

I am not a cardboard cut-out. I never show one side only when in front of the window. I do turn around when I bend over to remove my....clothing. And when sunbathing, I do turn over quite often. My ass is bigger than my tits, so they can't be missed. I don't think you watch me at all. You are folling me

I love to explore. I drive a Ford Explorer. Blue.

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Sweetie, if your tits were bigger than your ass, we'd have to call you Quasimodo!

And am I fooling you? Wave next time you're sunbathing and I'll tell you which hand it was...... :)

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

Sweetie, if your tits were bigger than your ass, we'd have to call you Quasimodo!

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Oh now you are saying that my ass is huge? I konw I have a typical Black girl butt, but it isn't THAT big.

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

And am I fooling you? Wave next time you're sunbathing and I'll tell you which hand it was...... :)

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Actually if you can tell me exactly what I was doing with the other hand, I might believe you.