...which simply proves the godless link between capitalism and organised religion.Quote:
Originally Posted by trish
And please don't ask a presbyterian, albeit greatly lapsed, to utter a hail mary. Where's your sense of propriety, woman?
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...which simply proves the godless link between capitalism and organised religion.Quote:
Originally Posted by trish
And please don't ask a presbyterian, albeit greatly lapsed, to utter a hail mary. Where's your sense of propriety, woman?
oh gosh, Miss Trish...do you mean...that girl...on the toilet...with the dick in her mouth...is going to be ME?
And if the packin' lady met me, she wouldn't be disappointed...she would have a place to park that package...
oh gosh...oh
:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff
thank you, Miss Trish...
JUST KEEP REPEATING: IT'S ONLY A HOBBY...A HOBBY...A HOBBY...A-a-a-a
:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff
It's quiet. TOO quiet.
*sigh*
Sorry for the hiatus guys. Hope you weren't holding your orgasms for that long...except you squirtsie...you are only allowed to climax to captions that are less than one week old and they have to be MY captions. Now let's see how many shot classes you can fill.
Welcome back! :D
You spoil us, Ms Trish. Thank you.
Yes I do, but I'm appreciate that you appreciate it.
Thursday's delight
ohmigoodness Miss Trish it is good to see more captions from you!
these are so good. thank you.
i love the one of the sissy in her pretty dress
i prob'ly love that picture too much
her stockings her purse her flounces
i love the cock pictures. the girls so pretty & stiff
i will try to only squirt to your captions but it is hard when so many pictures tempt me
tempt me and my mouth
i am bad naughty disobedient
i guess i'm ready for a sissy dress myself
ohhh
ohhhhhhhhhh :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff
This seems a fun thread --- let's have a go
Yeah martin!!! That's a great one. Thanks. Here's one especially for today.
April Fool's is over. Time for the real training.
Ugh. Smoking!
Ah, Do you smoke after sex?Quote:
Originally Posted by robertlouis
Don't know - never looked
The old ones are the best
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Love the caption, martin. It reminds me, I need to buy more napkins.
What a great thread. Thank you.
Your latest, Trish:
Survival of the fittest, perhaps?
Although that cock certainly looks like a piece of intelligent design.....
One more ---- this is fun
And another ...
Getting bored - but how???
Fantastic captions, martin. Love your sense of humor.
Trish, up to my usual standard?
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Love the fraction caption, martin. Here's a little sci-fi story ->
Now for something with a little less narrative:
lovely, even if forced:
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Martin, you definitely have a talent. I love your captions. "But she did," had be rolling all day. Here's my weekend contribution...
Thanks kindly - take that as a real compliment. Your caption - happened to a friend of mine as she went back to a school reunion as Maria. Excited lots of her old school friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by trish
Oh, baby baby baby
I wanna check your emissions,
Buh buh baby baby baby
I wanna grind your transmission.
Buh buh baby baby baby,
my fuzzy dice are feeling ripe
‘Cause I wanna shove my manly crankshaft up your rusty tailpipe
Not my effort,this one
Just a couple
Martin - good range of jokes.
And a nice re-working of the famous George Bernard Shaw lines.
Shaw to woman... "would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"
Woman - "yes"
Shaw - "Would you sleep with me for £1"
Woman - "What do you take me for? A whore?"
Shaw - "We've already established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price."
Though often attributed to Churchill as well.
I like his -
Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prospero
Another good one attributed to Churchil.
At a party he was talking to either nancy Astor or Bessie Braddock (versions differ) and she realised he was inebriated.
"Winston you're drunk, ' she said
He replied:"And you madam are ugly - but in the morning I will be sober."
I think it MUST have been braddock (the one in the hat)