wait...wait...if i don't repent...what's my punishment. i would prefer if you didn't have mercy on my sinful soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by LibertyHarkness
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wait...wait...if i don't repent...what's my punishment. i would prefer if you didn't have mercy on my sinful soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by LibertyHarkness
Evon's so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttslinger
Evon's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Evon's so stupid she went to the dentist to buy a bluetooth.
Evon's so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Evon's so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
2 more pages boys...then we can let it die till evon stays something else ridiculous.
Oh, shit, I knew I'd regret that joke. I just keep digging deeper...and deeper.
eh...those are just altered "yo mama" jokes. change "Evon's so stupid..." to "buttslinger's so stupid...." it has the same effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttslinger
For YOU maybe......Quote:
Originally Posted by RallyCola
well...mr smartypants...where did you buy your bluetooth?Quote:
Originally Posted by buttslinger
he got his bluetooth by drinking blueberry slush puppies silly :)
ah...what i wouldn't give for one of these again
http://www.allenprograms.com/product...P_90002697.jpg
slurpee's are good, but slush puppies with the shaved ice...from back in the 80s when i was a wee lil lad in elementary school...those were the salad days....a kinder, gentler time.
so close to 69 pages!!!
Rally asked his mom what's for lunch she opened up her legs and said crabs.
She's like a gun, 2 cocks and she is loaded!
and a mosquito, you need to slap her to stop her from sucking.
What is the similarities of and ambulance and Rally?
They both get loaded in the rear and say whohoooo!!!!
oh silly evon....its 3 cocks and she's loaded....my mom is a ggirl...she did spawn me.Quote:
Originally Posted by EvonRose
and as for me and an ambulance...why, are you volunteering to give it to me up my pooper? i'd like that