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Originally Posted by trish

Recently I've been enjoying a 12 year old bottle of Caol Isla. Just a couple of fingers every other evening or so. Trying to make it last.

Now for today's caption. Not for the squeamish.

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Hope you're enjoying the malt, Trish. I needed one after seeing that last pic!

'glad you enjoyed the caption Robert. Hi Propero, perhaps I should hold off on the scary ones until Halloween.

Oh no Trish - post away. I am a grown-up - and you are a troublingly creative gal

here's one for you guys with something extra upstairs.

You have a curiously inventive brain Trish.... mingling Magritte and Conan Doyle.

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Originally Posted by Prospero

You have a curiously inventive brain Trish.... mingling Magritte and Conan Doyle.

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Mais ce n'est pas une pipe, M Holmes.

Dope!!

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Originally Posted by trish

I've been very bad. Holding back like that for a whole week and not posting any new caps. So here's one to tie all of you over.

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Dope!!

Troubling uncertainties = instant hard-on!

Thanks, Trish.

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

Mais ce n'est pas une pipe, M Holmes.

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Ensuite, mettez en moi, s'il vous plaît.

Hi Prospero. Thanks for the kind comments. Brains, genitals...they're both organs that enhance our enjoyment of the world and each other.

Hey, squirtsilly. Long time no see. I'm happy to be giving you hard-ons again. I hope soon to get you squirting again too.

Greetings TheIChief. Your post went over my head, but thanks for commenting.

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Originally Posted by trish

Ensuite, mettez en moi, s'il vous plaît.

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Avec plaisir, cherie. Mais si on le ferait avec plaisir, ca couterait plus cher, n'est-ce pas? ;)

Bisous xx

Vous conviendrez, je le vaux bien. (Vous savez, je me fie totalement à Google Translate, pas vous?)

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Originally Posted by trish

Vous conviendrez, je le vaux bien. (Vous savez, je me fie totalement à Google Translate, pas vous?)

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Pas moi, cherie, c'est tout l'argot et le francais plat. La gonzesse dans ta caricature, est ce qu'elle s'appelle Mimi Plastique, peut-etre?

Bisous encore. xxx

Ne laissez pas Mimi Plastique vous entendre dire cela. Comme je ne parle pas vraiment un mot de français (j'ai passé un examen de qualification dans Scientifique français et qui est la mesure de mes connaissances), ce "Googlecise" est une chose peu comme le jeu du téléphone. En tout cas, je vous envoie beaucoup de câlins et long, humide, baisers raidissement coq.

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Ne laissez pas Mimi Plastique vous entendre dire cela. Comme je ne parle pas vraiment un mot de français (j'ai passé un examen de qualification dans Scientifique français et qui est la mesure de mes connaissances), ce "Googlecise" est une chose peu comme le jeu du téléphone. En tout cas, je vous envoie beaucoup de câlins et long, humide, baisers raidissement coq.

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Merci cherie. Parce que nous sommes devenus pres que des petits amis, je voudrais t'addresser comme "tu".

J'ai aussi trouve pour toi un image du frere de Mimi, qui s'appelle Plastic Bertrand. Mais pas un mot a cette diva-la Mimi, s'il te plait.

Je te remercie pour tes felicitations passionnees, qui m'ont fait tres enfievre; si enfievre, en fait, qu'il me faut maintenant reposer dans une chambre ombreuse et fraise. Bisous et baises chaudes a toi aussi. xxx

Bonjour Robert. Hello dear viewers and secret wankers. Here's the Sunday Night Edition->

Great shot of Karina Shiratori, Miss Trish. Thanks. I worship this model! If only she could have emptied herself into my mouth...

I never tire of looking at her, she has a special charisma. And I love the outfits she wears...and undresses from! One of the best.

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Originally Posted by trish

Bonjour Robert. Hello dear viewers and secret wankers. Here's the Sunday Night Edition->

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Trish, dear heart. This is Hung Angels, so it's safe to say that there is nothing secret about the wanking that goes on here a thousand times a day.

But thanks for the thought. ;)

Thank you ever so much, my silly little squirt-boy and not so secret wanker. Time for another installment.

What is this wanking? Is this a town in China, please?

wanking is a test of the imagination. if you wanked successfully give your imagination one point. maybe this will help->

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Originally Posted by Prospero

What is this wanking? Is this a town in China, please?

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If my memory for old jokes serves me well, Prospero, I think Smirnoff may have been involved. May I also add that you current avatar adds a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "giving head." :whistle:

And Trish, your constant erudition and wit are surely wasted on us mere peasants. And wankers, of course. :dancing:

And as I recall there was a Smirnoff advertising campaign that played with words, but I think this particular line was one that was bandied about but never part of their official advertising campaign. On a similar note, I recall that there used to be (probably still is) a meat product called faggots. A German gay friend once convulsed with humour when he saw an ad at a bus stop advertising: "Faggots - great balls of fun" Now the copywriter who foisted that one on the world must have known exactly what he was doing.

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Originally Posted by Prospero

And as I recall there was a Smirnoff advertising campaign that played with words, but I think this particular line was one that was bandied about but never part of their official advertising campaign. On a similar note, I recall that there used to be (probably still is) a meat product called faggots. A German gay friend once convulsed with humour when he saw an ad at a bus stop advertising: "Faggots - great balls of fun" Now the copywriter who foisted that one on the world must have known exactly what he was doing.

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Faggots are a meat product? I thought the word was used as slang for cigarette on your side of the pond or is that just fag? Oh, Lord, Trish, so much to work with in that photo, if there's more to her, I'd love to see it. Can't wank to it right now, must continue to check out the rest of the forum. I'll have to cum back to it later.

Thank you once more for your efforts on this thread. It's another of my favorites.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

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Originally Posted by Prospero

And as I recall there was a Smirnoff advertising campaign that played with words, but I think this particular line was one that was bandied about but never part of their official advertising campaign. On a similar note, I recall that there used to be (probably still is) a meat product called faggots. A German gay friend once convulsed with humour when he saw an ad at a bus stop advertising: "Faggots - great balls of fun" Now the copywriter who foisted that one on the world must have known exactly what he was doing.

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Faggots are made from offal and are largely a midlands concoction. As I recall, the main producer was a firm called Brains, put the two together and it's enough to put you off totally - Brains Faggots lol.

At least nobody has ever confused the proud Scottish haggis with a piece of gay slang!

You mincing haggis!

BigDF - fags is UK slag for cigarettes - not faggots. Never ask a stranger if he can light your faggot.

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

Faggots are made from offal and are largely a midlands concoction. As I recall, the main producer was a firm called Brains, put the two together and it's enough to put you off totally - Brains Faggots lol.

At least nobody has ever confused the proud Scottish haggis with a piece of gay slang!

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Originally Posted by Prospero

You mincing haggis!

BigDF - fags is UK slag for cigarettes - not faggots. Never ask a stranger if he can light your faggot.

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Thank you both for the enlightenment! :Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

Someone say FAGGOT?

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Originally Posted by trish

Someone say FAGGOT?

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Yes!

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

Yes!

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I'm damn near speechless

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Originally Posted by Bobby Domino

I'm damn near speechless

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You do realise, Bobby, that they have all been removed from real faggots? :dancing:

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Originally Posted by robertlouis

You do realise, Bobby, that they have all been removed from real faggots? :dancing:

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I have to agree, a distinction has been made:)

That's a very pretty sissy, Miss Trish. She looks like she is ready for a real fun party and will be very popular.

Her purse is so cute.

Her makeup is perfect.

Her clothes are so sweet, and look sooo nice to wear...

Please show us more pictures of these pretty sissies, I like them more and more. Thank you from your silly little squirt boy and not-so-secret wanker...

hi you silly little wanker. here's looking at you kid.

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Originally Posted by trish

hi you silly little wanker. here's looking at you kid.

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Thnaks Trish, impressive, I guess, but not for me. I get turned on by the pretty and fem, and huge dicks just aren't part of that equation.

But I'm sure you'll come up with something more suitable before long.

In the meantime, see what you can make of this one, just for Jericho. He lives in Wales, you see. :dancing:

we were talking about faggots recently..... so, for the Americans

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Originally Posted by trish

hi you silly little wanker. here's looking at you kid.

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oh Miss Trish oh Miss Trish oh Miss Trish

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

thank u

that was so big

oohhh

You're welcome sweetie. Here one for you guys who prefer less intimidating genitalia.

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Originally Posted by trish

You're welcome sweetie. Here one for you guys who prefer less intimidating genitalia.

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Thanks Trish. And her phone number is? :)

I wondered about the origin of the word "trap".