The real problem is that people from New York, L.A., and San Francisco won't stop moving to St. George, Bronco. Matter of fact, you'd be amazed who lives there. Several well-known celebrities. A lot of retired pro athletes. Taylor Swift owns a house in St. George; and she's also a member of my gym though I've never seen here there. Wilford Brimley (of "diabeetus" and Quaker Oats fame) lived a few houses down from me until he died a couple years ago. I could drop a few more names.Quote:
Originally Posted by broncofan
There's no real reason to ever leave St. George, it's one of the most beautiful places in the world. Unfortunately its population is outgrowing its infrastructure because people won't just stay the fuck away like we want them to. Hell, I could sell my St. George house for 5 times what I paid for it. If I listed it right now I'd have a cash offer by lunchtime, the city is at 99% occupancy.
Beating up a lupus grandmother in a wheelchair IS on my bucket list, Bronco, but I doubt I'd follow through if the opportunity arose. Since you guys are so fascinated with me saying I might clock me a mask nazi, I've given the matter more thought and traced my line of reasoning. There have only been a couple of times people I didn't know have approached me about wearing a mask out of the blue. Both times it was women. I've seen a few times in the news about people losing their shit over mask nazis and issuing a beatdown, and I've thought, "Hmm, good, that needs to happen." Then of course as time has worn on I've become more and more frustrated over the Covid garbage, and then not too long ago I saw a story about some lady who stabbed another lady in the neck over it. Normally my reaction to that would have been negative but this time, I thought, "YES! Fucking perfect! More of this!"
For me it would have to be semi-spontaneous. Like, my thinking now is that this is the sort of thing I'd like to be known as having done, so I want to do it. But also, I'm a full-grown man, and pretty strong. So it'd be no good if it was a female mask nazi obviously, and no good if it was some scrawny punk. What I'm looking for is another full-grown man to do it. So if I'm confronted by a full-grown man insisting I put on a mask in a public place with no mask rule, I'm going to get aggravated, I'm going to have my instinctive reaction to not inflict violence on people, and then I'm going to have to consciously think, "Nope, bad timing for you, welcome to my nightmare, asshole." One shot should do it, it will essentially be a sucker punch. Then I'll stand there and wait for the police.
I mean, I'm not sure how you dipshits expected all this to work out in the end, did you think the politicians and the media were going to just set us free? Covid is their fucking bread and butter now, Bronco, they're never going to stop. But there's a limit to how long free-minded people are going to tolerate this nonsense. Some of us are there, and some of us are just almost there.
It's literally a common cold now, so obviously the best thing to happen would be a restoration of common sense, then we could all get on with our lives. Doesn't seem like that's going to work out, though, does it Bronco. Gonna take a little highly-publicized violence against some of the more egregious covidiots to get the message across, ain't it. Well, I'm willing to do my part if the right guy shows up at the wrong time with the wrong request. Probably happen while I'm in Vegas if it happens.
