Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
giovanni_hotel
Go play with your Legos and have a Juice box, kid.
'Lame queer piece of shit!'lol
What was that supposed to do, hurt my feelings???
Aren't there some cartoons on you should be watching???
Mutha fucker please. I got more money in the bank than your broke down shoe shine porch monkey ass ever will!!! Simp ass bitch ass nigga go in your closet and find your dildo to suck on or stick up your ashy crusty hemroid filled ass nigga!
It's funny how dumb little bitch ass porch monkeys like you ain't good for nothing with your mouth except sucking dick or cleaning urinals at the local high school!!
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
trish
Snakes can be fun, but only on a one time basis.
I'll let my snake out of the basket after we finish a bottle of Knob Creek.:fuckin:
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
LibertyHarkness
yeah but whats the point in a snake insect , spider etc its not like you can take them down the park for walks, cuddle up with them in bed etc ..
other than just looking abit mad and groovy in a tank at home i dont see a purpose to them... may as well have a sheep as a pet in your garden as well ..
Sheep -- pets with benefits.
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
Money in the bank! That's a good one. Tell us another joke.
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
you can eat a sheep its great , they keep lawn tidy as well .. and you can shave them to stuff your pillowcases
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
Merkurie
Sheep -- pets with benefits.
Sheep Shagger Talk!!! :jerkoff
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
Dino Velvet
I liked it so much I tried to do it myself. No health insurance so no Phoenix Splash on the concrete floor. Got trained by Bruce and Ross Hart for awhile in LA. I was a bumping machine but always landed on the same side which hurt like Hell. I learned how to gig myself too.
Man you're crazy as they say you betta leave that shit for the professionals and even they be getting fucked up alot.
I thought it was really fucked up when Bret The Hitman Heart was killed trying to come down from the ceiling.
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
trish
Money in the bank! That's a good one. Tell us another joke.
Here's one I bet your ass stank!
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
slingblade
Man you're crazy as they say you betta leave that shit for the professionals and even they be getting fucked up alot.
I thought it was really fucked up when Bret The Hitman Heart was killed trying to come down from the ceiling.
Don't worry. I was gone when I found out about no insurance. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and would be willing to half kill myself for a reaction if my hospital bills are paid for. You never thought I was normal, did you? My old football helmets hardly had any paint left on the front and the sticker was always pulled back. No brain, no pain. Hard Russian Head.
Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??
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Originally Posted by
slingblade
Mutha fucker please. I got more money in the bank than your broke down shoe shine porch monkey ass ever will!!! Simp ass bitch ass nigga go in your closet and find your dildo to suck on or stick up your ashy crusty hemroid filled ass nigga!
It's funny how dumb little bitch ass porch monkeys like you ain't good for nothing with your mouth except sucking dick or cleaning urinals at the local high school!!
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Slingblade........!
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