Lurkers are such losers

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...these lurker assholes are like those punk-ass shitheads in cars that drive by and make kissing noises, whistle, and make nasty comments. They think they are being smooth and that I am just going to run to them as I rip my clothes off...

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Oh... Are you saying that doesn't work? Shit!! All those years wasted, & now I have to change tactics. What would sneakin' in your window get me?

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Originally Posted by hippifried

Oh... Are you saying that doesn't work? Shit!! All those years wasted, & now I have to change tactics. What would sneakin' in your window get me?

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In the US, shot, probably..... :dancing:

What would it get in your peasant sub human no rights country??

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Originally Posted by pimpdog

What would it get in your peasant sub human no rights country??

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A haggis and a draw of porridge! :ignore:

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Originally Posted by hippifried

Oh... Are you saying that doesn't work? Shit!! All those years wasted, & now I have to change tactics. What would sneakin' in your window get me?

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Hahahaha...That depends Hippy. Uninvited would get you a closed coffin funeral.
But invited would get you just about anything you wanted.

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Originally Posted by bte

People say the darnest things. My friends and I would love to gang bang you until you can't breathe anymore. Some people just don't know how to talk to a lady.

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Exactly! That's what I'm talkin' about. It's called tact. I received 3 PM's that got a reply from me. They went something like this, and I am paraphrasing here.

[Hi I am ****. I saw your pic and you are cute. I also enjoy your posts. You seem nice and intelligent, and I am wondering if you would care to talk sometime or maybe meet.........] or something similar to that.

Now that is respectful and deserves a response. But I WILL NOT respond to any PM where the poster has "0" posts in the forums. That means you are just a lurker looking to wham bam thank you ma'am. And I do not do that with people I do not know well. I am not going to be a notch on your belt of conquest.

But as I said before, I think I am going to take Nicoles advice and just delete those I do not know in the forums, and lurker PM's.

Teasing and making advances on girls in the open forum is akin to having sex in public places... you have to risk a little but it can be so much more fun. :party:

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Originally Posted by pimpdog

What would it get in your peasant sub human no rights country??

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Another noobie wanker hits the trail full of facts garnered from Faux News....

Are all the ladies done this way?

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Originally Posted by Debra

Hahahaha...That depends Hippy. Uninvited would get you a closed coffin funeral.
But invited would get you just about anything you wanted.

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Well that's good information to have.

Just beckon any time. I'll see it through the telescope.