Is there gonna be a separate thread for all the stuff which they do which is actually nice?
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Is there gonna be a separate thread for all the stuff which they do which is actually nice?
To the girls who think that they should get everything for free, but that they should get paid for breathing.
Hell noQuote:
Originally Posted by Danny partridge
To the chicks that KNOW you have a GG girlfriend but STILL leave little things in the car like a comb, hair clip, lee press on nail, etc.......fuck you!!!!!!
To the chicks that get hammered at a bar, get a lift from you to their front door to make sure they don't get raped (because all their tranny friends that shared the cab with them mysteriously left) and see you at another party acting like they don't remember the kind deed............. fuck you!!!!!!
To the chicks that take massive dumps in club/party locations that require the owner/bartender/or security to release a whole can of Febreze to neutralize the odor....................fuck you!!!!!
To the chicks that bring a hammer/mallet/or visegrip in their purse to a party..............fuck you!!!!!!
That's why so many men just pay for sex, it's too much pain in the ass to score with a girl the normal way. You never know what you're gonna get. If you pay for it at least you don't have that problem. That's at least the way I see things and that's why I don't go to clubs or bars just to get in contact with girls. I don't like that shit!
I get pissed when bitches ask to see your dick 10 minutes after meeting you.
I ain't stupid. I know I ain't that muthafukin' charming nor is my dick that magically delicious (well it is but that shyt is besides the point) for a bitch to be asking to see it in front of my friend.
True story. First one babe is walkin' around with her pants unbuttoned and unzipped, then later that night another babe is asking to see my package.
Half way through the night some cat from NY is calling my home girl to have a conversation. When I come to the NYC in October, same bruh needs to set out the freaks.
Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.
Seriously though I feel adept enough to avoid when I am obviously being set up. Life's one big adventure meant to be enjoyed. It actually was a fun night.
A hammer/mallet/vise grip to a party? I thought my life was strange, but that's a bit extreme.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
There is a set of hand cuffs attached to a pipe in the basement of the strip club I was working at yesterday, and the open cuff is broken. I'm still wondering why that is there, and what had to take place to break a police quality hand cuff. Odd, eh?
:?
P.S. This rant is pointless. Girls are crazy.
I would tell her I want to see hers....Quote:
I get pissed when bitches ask to see your dick 10 minutes after meeting you.
O.K.
I am not being clear here.
It is a game some transexuals play to see if they can get someone to bite(no pun intended).
Let's play out the scenario.
Girl X asks to see my dick in front of a girl I consider a friend. I whip it out and my friend goes nuts (not in a good way) and suddenly we get a 100 page post here on HA.
Scenario B. I ask to see her cock and then we get a 100 page post but now I am a certified cockhound.
See my point.
While flattering that young ladies want to show off for me or want to ask to see my yarbols, experience and intelligence trump this obvious set up.
You think you have it bad? I'm in love with a girl who won't talk to me at the moment. It's very annoying, but she does that on occasion/constantly.Quote:
Originally Posted by ed_jaxon
that's a tough one, damn Ed