Fuck. God.

Fuck God?

I fucked God once. Satan too. Neither were any big deal. Lucifer's a spitter & gags too easy. God felt like sloppy seconds. Needs some sphincter exercises.


Anyway: I decided to fire up my own church. When I'm God, my first priority will be to ressurrect Soddom & Gomorrah.

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Jesus Christ Genisis 1988, it took you a year to formulate that response?

Where ya been?

It's well known now Satan is a dejected old man, as his only begotton son "Hellboy" turned to a life of good rejecting his father's intervention .... with of all things... a ham of a fist and a belly full of beer. A LaVeyan saw the movie and left half way through saying he was taking a piss, thus avoiding a bevy of two goth clad reporters, hoping to get a comment.

I'll look for your response in June 2009.

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ROFLMAO

Nice EZ.

BTW Yankees 1-Red Sox 0, Joba and Josh were great tonight.

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Yeah, we got killed today also. We got some problems to work through. Don't blow your load too early, it's only July.
And since this is the "Fuck God" thread, in the spirit of the thread the Red Sox take God, the Yankees can have Satan.

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Yeah, we got killed today also. We got some problems to work through. Don't blow your load too early, it's only July.
And since this is the "Fuck God" thread, in the spirit of the thread the Red Sox take God, the Yankees can have Satan.

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Well, it was Sox management that labeled the Yanks "The Evil Empire", so I think the choice was implicit. :twisted:

dudes....sweetleaf by sabbath.....dudes.....

I'm an atheist, but saying "Fuck Gods" makes you sound kind of childish. It gives a bad image to atheism.

Wow, Genesis...

Being Satanic and an Atheist at the same time, you must be really busy