Donald Trump Presidency-Day One

Last January I called up the Washington Post and told them that I could no longer afford the 650 bucks a year subscription price, and I said it was a real shame because "we need you now" ...anyway the guy said I could get a whole year for $188!!
The paper is about a third of the weight it used to be, because of the internet, craigslist, and cable TV news, so I'm going to have to see if my luck has run out in a couple weeks, or canI still afford to start each day with the Sudoku and Crossword, and the news I read the day before.
Those Republicans always seem to have a DESIGNATED SLEEZEBAG from a deep red state to do their political dirtywork.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/power...=.a6fd6247ab3d

Looks like Junior is heading for the chop. Cut off an elephant's tail and see what happens, whether its name is Dumbo or Steve.

Donald Trump’s former chief strategist Steve Bannon has described the Trump Tower meeting between the president’s son and a group of Russians during the 2016 election campaign as “treasonous” and “unpatriotic”, according to an explosive new book seen by the Guardian.
Bannon, speaking to author Michael Wolff, warned that the investigation into alleged collusion with the Kremlin will focus on money laundering and predicted: “They’re going to crack Don Junior like an egg on national TV.”

More here-
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-michael-wolff

https://i.imgur.com/DcFSInS.png

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...55557022420992

favorite tweet of 2018 so far

Attachment 1049870

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...59545767841792

second favorite tweet of 2018 so far

Thanks for tricking me into clicking on Trump's twitter page, bluesoul!! Yuck!!
Wolff's book will be all over "the shows" tonight, but I don't think death by book fits the crime.
Seeing as how Trump don't read no books.
It's got to be death by TV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWxm80WxWgU
just kidding, Mueller has to get him on secret deals with Putin, while Pence was clueless one heartbeat away.
In two or three threads going on here right now, it is apparent that making THE LAW the same for ALL PEOPLE is like stepping up to the craps table. Drunks, Gun Enthusiasts, Voters, Parents,....unless they are made to pass some kind of intelligence test, giving them RIGHTS is a recipe for disaster. That's how we roll here in the USA, I guess.

Another snippet from the gibbet- but is it true, and wasn't there a time when we waited impatiently for Bob Woodward's book?

Trump reportedly argued with the Secret Service over whether he could have a lock on his bedroom – “the first time since the Kennedy White House that a presidential couple had maintained separate rooms”, Wolff writes – and told housekeeping he would strip his own bed and leave his shirts on the floor. Wolff also says the president, who is known to fear being poisoned, told no one to touch his toothbrush.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ook-highlights

He eats at McDonalds because it's premade and can't be poisoned (or spit on)
Today he put a couple Federal Judges in NYC that would conceivably oversee his money laundering trial. Friends of Giuliani. While his buddy Manafort sues Mueller. If I were the suspicious sort, I might think he's obstructin'
Nixon was devious
Reagan was a nowhere man
But Trump is potentially dangerous as shit.
Even Bush wasn't above starting a war,
Today they were saying the nuclear football comes with a "Denny's Menu" that Jimmy Carter made that has pictures of the kind of nuclear war you want.
Because you may only have minutes to act, you just point to the picture of carnage you deem necessary.
Five keys get turned simultaneously, but only two actually count, to weed out the chickenshits!! YOWWEEE!
I also learned today that when the President pushes the red button on the desk, a guy comes in and takes your order for a diet coke. So that's a relief.
C'mon Mueller, eat at McDonalds PLEASE!!!
Putin loves to poison his adversaries.
I'm sure he has a few guys in the FBI.
Is it me or have Trump's tweets succeeded in keeping Democrats dumbfounded while he loots the Treasury right under our noses?

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/s...78893610913793

He'll be cracked like an egg on national tv Bannon says. We'll see.

Question of the Day:
Who said, after listing some of his achievements in life:

I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!

Clue: it's not Beethoven.

I guarantee you no press will be allowed behind closed doors at this weekend's frigid Camp David Mensa Meeting.
Jeff Sessions: "I wonder if they're talking about me behind my back?"
Donald Trump: "I wonder if they're talking about me behind my back?"
My guess would be they'll have a big cake with ENTITLEMENTS written on it in gold icing, and they'll be deciding the best way to slice it. Pure Genius.
Michael Woflf said the one thing everyone agreed with is that Trump is like a child.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w77vg-5m9uo