ok...then why don't you run for Congress???
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ok...then why don't you run for Congress???
I would, but I tend to just go on angry rants when placed in situations where my IQ is clearly the highest in the room :DQuote:
Originally Posted by EvaCassini
hahaha hell i'd watch the new then, if you were Filibustering! Especially Colbert and Stewart.
Yeah, THAT I could probably do! The rules of parliamentary procedure, though? Not so much!
Make new ones! Make some really cool new bills and place typical " old people repub" cover page on it, then BOOM, new cool, helpful, and useful law....they dont read that shit...they'll pass it ;0 LOL
Hmm... let's see how stodgy and official I can sound. "A bill to affirm the application of the Equal Protection Clause to all citizens of the United States. This bill, in relation to Section I of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, guarantees equal protection under the law to all citizens of the United States of America regardless of race, ethnicity, skin color, age, sex, gender or orientation. Upon passage of this bill into law, no federal, state or local government entity shall discriminate, withhold benefits from or deny the rights of any United States citizen on any of the above bases."
There! Maybe it's too obvious to not attract attention to itself, but that shouldn't be a problem, because anyone who votes against that act would make themselves look like an asshole. Not that that hasn't happened before, but given the changing climate in this country? I don't see it boding too well for them this time around.
I like it....yeah just include a shit ton of big fancy words...they won't know what they mean...just tell them its makes them more money, enslaves more people, fences get built, more oil, more military, and tacos for everyone LMAO
Haha! I'll attach it as a rider to a bill to go to war with Iran or North Korea or some other such non-threat :D
hahaha yeah! include that the military has to make the missiles and rockets look more like penis's lol
lmao Nah, that's a separate bill: the Make All Rockets Look Like an Austin Powers Gag Act.