Isaac Hayes Quits 'South Park,' citing Religious Persecution

Jamie Michelle, take it easy girl! (In the voice of Chef) We all know Tom Cruise is a height challenged, closeted homo and L. Ron Hubbard is the worst author since the guy who writes the warnings on the backs of aerosol spray cans....(Did you ever try to read "Battlefield Earth", the first in his twelve book series. It's a Special Olympian's required reading for Advanced Placement Credit. And it's also hilarious that the movie beat "Ishtar" for the worst movie of all time.)

So let's not make a doctoral thesis out of this post. They're a bunch of fucking nuts! Plain and simple! It's the Amway principal applied to religion.

Who plugged in the JamieBot? :roll:

He's back! But only with sound bites. Brainwashed by the Super Adventurers Club (a MAMBA AFFILIATE). Then he dies, Cartman confirms it. But he is resurrected as Darth Chef by the cult. THE BATTLE IS ON!

I missed it last night, but it's on again tonight at 10 PM, in case anyone else missed it. Even CNN was talking about the episode...I hear it had some good, albeit thinly-veiled, jabs at the cruise cult...

I caught it last night. It was really funny and just reaffirmed why I like South Park so much. Kudos to Mat and Trey for not backing down to the Church of Scientology like absolutely everyone else does.

-Quinn

one of the best south park's.

it was so hilarious, the way the mixed and blended the voice overs.
anyone should definately check this episode out just because it's dying laughing funny.

I watched it last night, and I thought that it was top-notch...and I hope that the scientology schmucks were watching themselves be made fools of yet again... :lol:

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I watched it last night, and I thought that it was top-notch...and I hope that the scientology schmucks were watching themselves be made fools of yet again... :lol:

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yea, and whats funny about it is they didnt actually mention the word "scientology" so they cant take any legal actions against the show

Shut Up and Push! Tom Gives Katie An iPod To Keep Her Scientology-Quiet During Childbirth...

Katie to be silent with iPod

Emily Smith 03/29/2006

TOM Cruise has given Katie Holmes an iPod with calming tunes to help her stay silent during childbirth.


The gift came after The Sun revealed the couple had put up 6ft posters in their Beverly Hills mansion reminding her not to make a noise and keep her movements slow.

A source close to them said: “Tom gave Katie an iPod loaded with 300 of her favourite songs.

“He wants her to listen to calming music — but to use earphones so there’s no noise in the delivery room.”

Tom, 43, and Katie, 26, follow the Scientology cult which claims it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream during childbirth.

Mums are also banned from taking painkillers.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006140361,00.html

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Originally Posted by chefmike

Shut Up and Push! Tom Gives Katie An iPod To Keep Her Scientology-Quiet During Childbirth...

Katie to be silent with iPod

Emily Smith 03/29/2006

TOM Cruise has given Katie Holmes an iPod with calming tunes to help her stay silent during childbirth.


The gift came after The Sun revealed the couple had put up 6ft posters in their Beverly Hills mansion reminding her not to make a noise and keep her movements slow.

A source close to them said: “Tom gave Katie an iPod loaded with 300 of her favourite songs.

“He wants her to listen to calming music — but to use earphones so there’s no noise in the delivery room.”

Tom, 43, and Katie, 26, follow the Scientology cult which claims it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream during childbirth.

Mums are also banned from taking painkillers.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006140361,00.html

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Although, I think scientology is bullshit. This ipod has nothing to do with the cult. This one is totally Tom's idea. It came from the trauma of birth he experienced when his mother gave the final push ... looked down... and screamed " WHERE THE FUCK IS HE? WHERE DID HE GO?"

The doctor then calmly replied, "It's alright Mrs. Cruise, I caught him in this timble!"

The rest is history!