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Content. My life is moving in a good direction, i've been in a great relationship for over a year and i've got a great job. I tend to associate "happy" with peaks and valleys. My life is better without all the highs and lows. Staying away from drugs and not overindulging in alcohol has defintely made a difference.

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Originally Posted by BeardedOne

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Originally Posted by Ecstatic

Joke time: An engineering major asks "How do you do that?" An economics major asks "How much does that cost?" A philosophy major asks "Why do you do that?" An English major asks "Do you want fries with that?"

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A fellow is flying in a hot air balloon when he realizes that he's become lost. He looks down and sees a man below and lowers the balloon to ask for directions.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where I am?" he shouts.
"Yes, you are in a hot air balloon approximately fifty feet above the ground" sez the man.
"Ha!" shouts the balloonist, "You got me! You must be an engineer"
"You're right!" shouts the man, "How did you know?"
"Because your answer is technically correct but is of no use to me"
"Ah! " sez the man, "You must be in management"
"That's right!" sez the balloonist, "How did you know?"
"Because you don't know where you are or where you're going, but now it's my fault!"

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Here's another:

Three men are in line to be executed by guillotine, a priest, a rabbi, and an engineer. The priest is taken first, and the executioner asks him whether he'd prefer to be looking up or looking down when the blade is dropped. "I want to face my creator when I die," the priest replied, "so face up, please." The executioner complied, placed him in the stocks, and released the blade. Down it plummeted, only to abruptly stop a few inches from his throat.

"It's a miracle!" the executioner exclaimed. "God has pardoned you. You are free to go."

As the priest walks away, the rabbi steps up. He is asked the same question, and replies, "As facing God was the priest's choice, so it is mine," he said. So he is placed face up, and the blade is dropped. Once again, it stops inches above his throat, and once again he is pardoned to go free.

Next comes the engineer. He's not religious, and in fact is an atheist, but he says "Hey, face up worked for the priest and the rabbi, so the hell with it, I want to face up, too." So he is placed in the stocks, and the executioner is about to release the blade when he blurts out, "Wait! I see how to fix this thing!"

*Snark!* :lol:

OK, this is a happy moment. :D

I'm confused,I think shemales are hot but I date hot women.If people at my work or my company or family or friends knew! It would be a bad deal! life goes on! NEXT! :)

Angela how are things going on with you,did your pills come in yet,

adrianna! you are soooooo sweet!

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Originally Posted by rc206

adrianna! you are soooooo sweet!

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Very happy!!

Beautiful girlfriend, great apartment, very successful in my career, no hang ups, positive outlook,just making the most of my life!

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Originally Posted by mds

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Originally Posted by rc206

adrianna! you are soooooo sweet!

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Cold under the bridge?


mds

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