Part deux... (Yah, it's a slow day here)
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1) The discussion of pedophilia of any sort is prohibited.
You know that ain't gonna happen. Bad shit happens, people talk. Best example is the poor Chicago schmuck that scolded a little girl for running out into the street in front of his car. Because he touched her during his lecture (Holding her by the arm), he is now a registered sex offender for "molesting" the girl. :roll: I have a registered sex offender living a few doors down the block, convicted of statutory rape. Caveat: He is now married to his "victim". Her parents didn't approve of the relationship and, when she was still seventeen, called the cops. It's all relative.
I know from whence this suggestion came, and why, and I agree it was all a major shitstorm, but somewhere, somehow, someday, someone is going to blow shit into the discussion, however righteous or misled. You can make all the roolz you want about it, it ain't gonna stop. :shrug .
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[Variations on a theme] and it gets deleted, it means we meant to delete it. Do not vent in the forum, do not whine to another mod about it, its a dead issue.
Jeez, guy, you could have saved a lot of typin' time there. :lol:
Condensed: Piss, moan, bitch, cry, whine and cheese. Don't waste your time (Or theirs).
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5) Do not post false information. Do not make assertions or accusations without stating their basis.
If you lie, you will eventually be caught out. If you lie big, you will fall far. Just ask the Brookline Police.
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7) The right to make fun of stupid people has and will always be welcomed and allowed. If you sign on and make a dumb statement anyone is allowed to make fun of it & you.
Stoopid is as stoopid does. Poor spelling or grammar is not, inherently, stoopid. Saying "This may be a stupid question" does not necessarily make it so. If you are, or are perceived as =GENUINELY= stoopid, people will tell you. Quickly.
BTW, 'stoopid' is my own spelling of the word and enhances the ignorance of the reference. Supported by Lennie Peterson and his comic strip "The Big Picture".
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8 ) Your signature should contain either a quote of your preference or a link to ONE website. That website link should pertain to something involving you DIRECTLY!!!!!!!!!! This means no multiple links with your myspace, xpeeps, yahoo group(s), msn group(s), etc.
I have one in mine, www.bestcoyotevideo.com , because I have to eat. I haven't seen much grief in the multiples, though. Does it cause a problem from the mod level?
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9) Do not "share" information from this website anywhere else.
I tell "The Wife" (A title, not a relationship), does that count? She is thinking of joining (Oh, joy, another GG commenting on breast augmentation :roll: ).
Again, people talk. What, you gonna go all 'La Cosanostra' on us?
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11) A provider/escort or the client/customer/john/trick (whatever) can't come on the board in ANY SECTION discussing anything that happened between the 2 of them personally.
Guilty! And I think she's pretty pissed at me as a result (And I said =GOOD= things). This is hard to enforce. At best, you might be able to limit it to a names-have-been-changed etc. policy, but people aren't completely fucked in the head (Except for names-have-been-changed-etc.) and will suss out who is being talked about (I mean, c'mon, we all know who "Blondie" is in the respective threads).
Truth be told, I like the recent 'war story' thread that the gurls have been posting to. I have been taking notes as to what =NOT= to do on a 'date' and it also gives an insight into what they have to deal with on a daily basis. So long as they don't name names, I'm cool with it (Especially if they don't name =MY= name!).
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13) Escorts/Providers MUST USE the personals section to advertise themselves, NOT GEN. DISCUSSION....................
Relative. An example is Jessica (Jessica's Diary). Occasional posts, a handful of images, some discourse with fans. I don't have a problem with that. In fact, I'm challenged to think of a gurl who's abused that privelege.
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15) No more Im leaving HA because
. Threads. Who cares?!? If you are going to leave man up & leave.
Yah, the "I'm tired of you fags" diatribes are old and thin, but there are some who just want to do a blanket "I'm off but available" thread. Some leave for personal reasons, others by schedule, still more for stress related stuff (I've taken some days/weeks long down time, but chose not to announce it), and want to let people know they aren't quite dead yet.
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16) MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: SPELL CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the exception of our foreign friends who are doing their best to fit in with their limited English, in this day & age everyone has access to a web browser that has an add-on that not only checks your spelling on the fly BUT CORRECTS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one should have to sift through your thread/reply and guess what you meant when a spell check would have told them instantly what you meant.
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plainly marks, for my review,
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect, in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
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I know they continue to be members, but I'm just wondering what drove them away and how we can get the to come back
Towel-snapping
Limit same.
Seriously, more than one person has referred to HA as a men's club/locker room. True, it may be, but if we want to have more gurls present and posting we need to collectively stop poking them in the eye.
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Another suggestion for a rule: All posts must be in English only.
Or at least accompanied by a Babelfish translation. Sometimes a note via foreign (Not English) language is appropriate, but entire posts/threads of same are downright impolite (Unless the thread itself is in that respective tongue).
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offer them free promotion/advertising
The gurls already prettyy much get just that. Their biggest incentive would just be respectful treatment from the general populace of the forum. Those that greet them with variations of "Your tits are lopsided", "Your dick is ugly", or "Is that your real face or do you chase parked cars"?" simply drive them away.
Oy!
LSMFT
(Let's Stop My Finger's Tired)