Another bum came up to me and said, "Hey, mister. How about a dollar for a sandwich?"
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Another bum came up to me and said, "Hey, mister. How about a dollar for a sandwich?"
I said, "I don't know. Let me see the sandwich."
A woman goes to her doctor and says, "I need breast enlargement surgery. Can you help me?"
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The doctor says, "I don't think you need surgery. Here's what you do. Just grab a big wad of toilet paper and every day, rub it between your breasts. They'll get bigger and bigger."
The woman says, "Oh, doctor. Do you think that'll work?"
The doctor says, "Well, it certainly worked on your backside."
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