I really need to post something, huh :wink:
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I really need to post something, huh :wink:
Everyone gives them plenty of room. The guy says to the bartender, "Do you serve bigots in this bar?"
The bartender hesitantly replies, "Yes, sir."
The guy says to the bartender, "Good, well give him one. I'll have a beer."
A slice of bacon, a pancake and an egg walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the three of them, "Hey, get out of here. We don't serve breakfast."
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A funny thing happened to me on the way here tonight.
A bum walked up to me and said, "Hey, mister. Can you help me out? I haven't had a bite in a week."
[All together, now] So I bit him.