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Martin, you definitely have a talent. I love your captions. "But she did," had be rolling all day. Here's my weekend contribution...
Thanks kindly - take that as a real compliment. Your caption - happened to a friend of mine as she went back to a school reunion as Maria. Excited lots of her old school friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by trish
Oh, baby baby baby
I wanna check your emissions,
Buh buh baby baby baby
I wanna grind your transmission.
Buh buh baby baby baby,
my fuzzy dice are feeling ripe
‘Cause I wanna shove my manly crankshaft up your rusty tailpipe
Not my effort,this one
Just a couple
Martin - good range of jokes.
And a nice re-working of the famous George Bernard Shaw lines.
Shaw to woman... "would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"
Woman - "yes"
Shaw - "Would you sleep with me for £1"
Woman - "What do you take me for? A whore?"
Shaw - "We've already established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price."
Though often attributed to Churchill as well.
I like his -
Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prospero
Another good one attributed to Churchil.
At a party he was talking to either nancy Astor or Bessie Braddock (versions differ) and she realised he was inebriated.
"Winston you're drunk, ' she said
He replied:"And you madam are ugly - but in the morning I will be sober."
I think it MUST have been braddock (the one in the hat)