Originally Posted by CannibalMan
I had a girlfriend once. She had some thin scarce facial hair, that I could see up close when we kissed. I had to dump her, because, you know, if I can kiss a girl like that, I can kiss a guy too.
So I was making out with another girl, kissing her all over, when she put her finger in my mouth. I had to dump her too, because, if I let a girl stick her finger in my mouth, I can let a guy too.
The third girl I walked on her when she was commenting with her friend that my ass was hot. Had to dump her too.
Nowadays I don't date. It's too risky. You know, girls have 2 legs, 2 arms and 1 head just like guys. If you think about it, dating a girl is kinda gay. At least bissexual. Definitely bissexual.